Gnasher

Fuck me they're dragging this out. Suprised they didn't parade her around London on an open top bus, like when a football side wins the FA Cup.

Yep, i didn't want to remind the Darren Grimes lovefester of that. They blamed Fergie for forgetting to post the insurance renewal form, she was busy sucking an American freinds toe. It's what they do.

First her little corgis now her little pony, bless,

Remember in 92, it almost burned to the ground? 220 fireman to put it out.

Unlike a normal bank holiday most shops and attractions have closed.

Yeah sad. He was a big fella, not massively overweight but carrying a bit of timber he wanted to get rid of. Maybe he did a bit too much to soon. I believe he won an award whilst in the police for rescuing children out of a fire in Liverpool, can't remember the details.

Yeah I know, he was a copper, then went and opened a bar in Spain. He'd bought a pushbike when living in Cardiff and was trying to get himself fit when he died. He was sound.

North Cardiff. His wife ran a ballerina school.

I like his show. I used to be mates with his brother Dean, lived round the corner from me. Died of heart attack a few years back unfortunately.

Shhhhhh!

Not enough flags for me,

And another one,

Always one,

Numero.

Standing room only up Scotland.

I saw him. Nice to see he couldn't be bothered making an effort.

Did they play 'Angels' by Robbie Williams?

Ah well, awfully sorry, maybe next time.

Lindsay Hoyle to the poor cunt sat next to him...'knocking bloody spots off the fall of the Berlin Wall this'

Dont think so. Two tours of Afghanistan during ten full years in the army whilst the rest of the Royal family got their medals for watching a few episodes of Dad's army.

Anyone got a stream?

Things that cannot be unseen,

It gets more bizarre as it goes on, here's Michael Jacksons best mate;