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I thought the blue jumper DI Kate Fleming wore in that last interview made her tits look quite nice. Highlight of the episode for me.

Shame it was behind the Sky TV paywall so most people couldn't watch.

37 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

In one day in widnes I saw a man in a car with a Hitler moustache and an incredibly old woman crossing the road in a pair of LA gear lights.

Do you work for the Widnes tourist board? Sounds like fake propaganda to make it sound better than it is. 

You could talk all day about who the best is.

The top 5 I'd WATCH, are:

Jimmy White

Ronnie O'Sullivan

Alex Higgins

John Higgins

Stephen Hendry.

And no discussion after the game about how shit they are and what a terrible run they've had. Just how great Calvert Lewin is. 

Just watched the highlights - fucking hell they got battered. 

57 minutes ago, dandyman said:

The more BT and SKY keep giving it the “what a great advert for the Premier League who needs a Super League”, the more I what the thing to happen!!

It's a joke, and it should be completely transparent to anyone with a brain why BT and Sky want to keep the status quo, but we live in a country full of pricks so they're probably just sitting there agreeing.

BALLS.

7 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

Think the coverage has been really good this year. Hazel is brilliant and I’m glad she’s back, the younger presenters are decent. Hoping Bingham can get through as it’s looking like Murphy. 

Not sure why they've got Judd Trump helping on presenting - he's got the personality of a snooker cue. That Jack lad seems alright. Didn't look like he'd ever used a rest on the clip earlier though! 

No-one tops Seema though...

The Place Beyond The Pines.

Fucking hell this was long. And a definite case of a film of two halves here. Really enjoyed the first half, thought Gosling was excellent. Second half was a bit more hit and miss.

Makes me want to get a motorcycle licence though.

7/10.

1 hour ago, Baltar said:

Selby turning the screw. Sadly it looks like it's going to be Selby and Murphy in the final. Won't tune in if those two pillocks are going to be there.

Selby will batter Murphy in the final. He just doesn't have the mental fortitude to overcome the Boring Twat from Leicester.

Praying for a Bingham win later.

Dave I don't think anyone would complain if you called an end to the season early. I haven't watched footy in a few weeks. I won't be watching tomorrow.

Here's Dave watching footy to get the reports written... 

Bingham not playing as well as he has been in the tie. Not sure he'll be able to hold on here. Reckon Selby will steamroll whoever else gets to the final.

Imagine going shopping with Selby. Probably takes about four hours in Tesco deciding which deodorant to buy. Probably gets to the check out and turns round, puts all his stuff back on the shelves and starts again. 

22 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

They're proper grasses Everton supporters.

Has anyone used the new (ish) online car sales places? Like Cazoo and Cinch? 

BBC switching off for Gardner's World is classic.

Christ that was amazing. Best frame of the tournament (that I've seen anyway). Held my breath on that black! 

Selby taking hours to decide on a shot - does it all the time, does it on purpose, this is why everyone hates him. 

Brilliant clearance by Bingham.

Jimmy White's fringe is something else. 

Would happily never see 85 percent of the people I work with again. 

Selby looks the type of fella who wears England footy shirts on holiday.

Come on Bingham! Can't have Selby getting to 4 World titles.