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Absolute cunt QC on 5 Live saying the behaviour of the Liverpool fans rioting caused the disaster.

Right, back to this are we. This country is fucking rotten. 

Her and Liz Hurley should work together.

Would happily be grilled by Laura Trott, though.

He's blaming Spiderman now, fucking hell. Poor Phil SpiderMan.

Disgraceful.

Also, it just so happens to coincide on the same morning of the biggest news story of the year. 

Well, he's making Johnson and Hancock look like pricks, so fair play to him. 

Michael Ball in the Echo saying what a great game Pickford had against Man City. Is he sniffing petrol? He let five fucking goals in! 

Megan Fox is desperate cos she flushed her career down the toilet after calling Michael Bay 'Hitler'. Not a great move taking on one of the most powerful figures in Hollywood. 

Boys of summer Don Henley.

54 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

I'll miss the Melwood lean, the Kirkby lean just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Wipes eye.

Kirkby's too windy to lean. In fact, you can just lean against the wind.

These are all brilliant. I've gone for Ferris and Predator, but could have picked any, really. 

"Ferris Beuller you're my hero.'

And what a great line from Klopp -

"Now it looks like the time is over but everything will be fine and nobody can take our memories from us. We will share them forever and that’s really great. I told him that after the game, he sees it the same way and the goodbye would not be tough if the time you had together was not worth it. So, it’s really tough because we had a great time together.'

Gini - "I’m fighting against tears right now. I hope to have played many more years for the club but unfortunately things went different."

Doesn't sound like someone who wanted to leave - I wonder how much he was asking for?? 

24 minutes ago, Wezza said:

Football 365 Losers - we came top, somehow the Ev didn’t even get a mention. Either they are getting away with something or just inconsequential 

Football 365 can fuck off - Man City were further away than us points wise when we won the league last season. I don't remember anyone calling them losers.

Ian Wright (who I usually like) just said their season has been positive and there's been progress. 

I mean, I suppose they weren't in a relegation fight, which is a positive.

It's been mentioned before, but the rules changing halfway through the season after letting Man City have an offside goal. Absolute shit show.

It's been a decent series. The highlight has been Jennie though - absolute stunner.

27 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Everyone who paid any attention to Carlo at Napoli could see he done little but top up his retirement fund while there. But he did make it hard in our European games so that was good enough. His 2 league titles in the past 10 years where with Bayern and PSG. He did fuck all with Napoli really

They doubled his wages as well daft cunts.

"When was appointed, I thought we had won the lottery."

So did he! £11.5m a year - PLUS £2.5m bonus for avoiding relegation.

Come on Mo - can't have Kane getting that golden boot I'll be gutted for him. 

I wouldn't be surprised if Guardiola was autistic. That's not meant in a snidey way, he just seems...well, odd. Very odd. He doesn't seem to function normally.

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

'Toffeeforce'.

Wherever he goes I hope it fails miserably and he never wins a tin pot.