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Maybe they'll escape relegation by coming fourth from bottom, but then go bust. 

So he's just writing off the £1.5bn he loaned them? Fucking hell. That's what an uneven playing field looks like. 

37 minutes ago, angie said:

The blues….the real victims of everything.

Who'd have thought that shacking up with a dodgy Soviet oligarch would end in tears. I for one am shocked. 

Fuck off Leicester. Twats.

Forced myself to watch them all, with my fingers crossed the whole time. I knew if I looked away then we'd miss/they'd score and it would be my fault. 

Was convinced each of our players would miss theirs, and Chelsea's players would bury theirs. 

I knew Kepa would miss though - the football gods move in predictable ways.  

Top podcast. Didn't know that story about Elliot and Real Madrid.

Thriller and Helena Christensen's tits get my vote. 

1 hour ago, gkmacca said:

The thing is, if a penalty taker walked all the way up to the keeper on his line and just stared at him, or started talking, the ref would be going berserk and so would the commentators. It's only because it's become almost expected that a keeper comes out and tries to wind up the penalty taker that it barely gets a reaction from the ref. It should be one warning and then the next time it's a card.

Kepa and Kasper Schmeichel - all those 'mind games' for fuck all. Wankers. 

1 hour ago, Red74 said:

Thought our subs were terrible yesterday and we lost control of the game. Don’t think any of them who came off deserved the hook as they were playing well. 
 

I’m still to be convinced that Elliott’s ready for the 1st team. Curtis Jones has shown he’s more suitable and would have offered far more yesterday if he’d have been brought into the squad. Elliott looked like a kid who’d invaded the pitch. Did he have a kick if the ball. 

 

Said it before but if you were Ox, why would you still want to be here. 

Trophies? I think Dave's said it before about our fringe players - why would you want to go and play for some struggling shit munchers (like Everton) when you can spend every day playing with the world's best players and the world's best manager. 

It's like Origi - people questioning his ambitions by sitting on the bench - the lad gets to play with Salah and Mane in training every day, and make spectacular cameos in matches every so often. I'd rather that than toiling away for Burnley or Norwich. 

Why is it always Royal Blue? Why not just blue? Do they think it gives them some extra class or something? 

5 minutes ago, George Costanza said:

He's a fucking great player when he can get a run of games together.  At present though he's 4th choice so that ain't happening.  Wouldn't take anything less than £50m for him. 

Definitely. Gomez would walk into any team outside the top three. 

12 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Just popped up on YouTube- another Bramley Moore update. Bit of a strange time to do that eh?

They posted a video about an hour ago on Twitter about how great they were over Ukraine yesterday.

I'd like to think if Everton won a trophy (don't laugh) then Liverpool would issue a 'well done' on social media. Our blue neighbours are so bitter from top to bottom that they wouldn't even consider it. 

1 minute ago, coachpotato said:

Several of their players shushing our fans, Kepa blatantly holding up the penalty takers, Tuchel bringing off a keeper who’d had a great game for one who is an “expert” penalty saver who didn’t save one.

Couldn’t have happened to a more arrogant, self entitled, obnoxious bunch of pricks.

Hasselbaink saying they had the better chances as well, deluded twat.

Well, look at the name on the trophy gobshites, it isn’t yours.

Kepa should have been booked. He was dictating the penalties. The ref was weak as fuck. 

Salah's penalty was outrageous. 

Would rather have seen Curtis in than Keita.

3 minutes ago, Chairman Meow said:

I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to admit it. But my estimation of Thiago as a man just fucking plummeted. 

Spurs up next. Then Wolves, then Newcastle, then Watford, then West Ham, then Man U. 

Strap yourselves in! 

So players can control the ball with their arm in the penalty box now? Okay. 

Everton will be lucky to score nil goals here.

The way footballers scream and swear at the officials is disgusting. 

So many punchable faces in that Everton team. 

Uncle Uzzy will be fuming about that political display. He's probably watching Hesgoal on his yacht, choking on his caviar and the ashes of his enemies, barking at his lackies to get Moshiri on the phone.