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10 minutes ago, ManéMan said:

We have about 8 midfielders and only 3 of them are decent, but not reliable. The rest are shite or too young. The midfield has been a problem for a few years now

Is Gareth Barry available? 

I didn't finish what I was going to say - we don't have anyone to fill in on the right wing for Mo. Literally nobody. 

This lad has bags of talent, yet seems to be playing completely on his own. 

Really nice finish, Johnny on the spot, great anticipation.

He is absolutely wasted on the wing. He needs to be in and around the opposition box. Hoping he'll get the ball 40 yards out, dribble past three defenders and score a worldie is not a tactic. 

6 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

How the fuck can we have no money for transfers? Where is the money the club is generating going? We seem to spend less now than we did under Moores.

Just now, Anubis said:

He has a non-specified illness.

 

The key to faking out the medical team is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous doctor, you could wind up at The Spire. That's worse than match day . You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is playing at Old Trafford.

Please please please let me get what I want...a new improved contract. 

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

What is it with these cunts. The point is progress means we shouldn’t have to live like this anymore. 

 

Gordon is a moron. Also, kept his food on a marble slab - Marble! the rich bastard. 

League challenge over before August has finished.

I'm disappointed, I'll be honest. 

Just now, Carvalho Diablo said:

Trent is a poor defender but he's our most creative player by a mile. It's time to play him in midfield (out of sheer desperation as much as anything else) and hope this Aberdeen right back kid can actually get fit and play.

 

I'd also strongly consider Robbo in midfield too! At least he can run fast and tackle. Tsimikas'can play left back as we all know.

 

Get the chequebook out John you decrepit arl cunt.

Absolutely. But Klopp bites anyone's head off who suggests playing him in midfield. And then Trent spends half his time sprinting between centre forward and right back!! 

18 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Milner and Henderson are finished. Jones never really began. Thiago and Oxlade-Chamberlain are made of Faberge eggs. Fabinho is a shadow. Keita is stealing a wage. And Elliott and Carvalho are up way past their bedtime.

 

If we achieve top 4 with this squad it will be one of this club's greatest ever achievements. 

If they all stay fit then.... no, sorry, what am I thinking! 

Absolute embarrassment. To go to our biggest rivals, who are in total disarray, and put in a shift like that.

Pathetic. 

1 minute ago, Aventus said:

Where the fuck is Nunez when you need him? 

He must be getting on a bit now? I admire your spirit, though.

Fernandes in charge of the game then. 

Have we made a tackle yet?

Just now, Red Shift said:

How ironic that the new book is called ‘Intensity’

How on earth that was allowed to happen astounds me. "Look how great we are." 

A few smiles from Trent, Salah and Klopp. Nice to see. Good for them.

GOOD FOR THEM. 

4 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Salah has done fucking nothing since he signed that contract.

He wasn't doing much before, to be fair. 

3 minutes ago, Code said:

Get Milner off the pitch ffs 

Drag them all off. Absolute shambles. Management shambles, they can fuck off too.

Tactics v Liverpool. Stick 9 men behind the ball, defend for your life, if you get the ball volley it forward and create a goal scoring chance pretty much every time due to massive gaps throughout the Liverpool team. 

6 minutes ago, angie said:

Klopp dropped Fabinho for this midfield for this game

Sadly Fabhino has been really poor for a while, too.

4 minutes ago, DJLJ said:

We need to somehow get Salah more involved. He is our biggest goal threat and he is no where near close enough to goal. 

We're miles from each other. Salah's in a different post code. 

Firmino, fucking HELL

1 minute ago, suzy said:

Oh do shut up Tyler!

I'd rather have Bonnie Tyler commentating. 

22 minutes ago, dandyman said:

On a train heading home, patchy internet, no head phones so I can’t listen to match commentary, an iPhone so it’s blocking any stream I try 

 

This is my only source of match update so please thread posters, keep it accurate and not so hysterical 

 

Please and Thankyou 

The boys in red are doing a great job. 

Sadly, it's the wrong red for us.

What midfield?