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32 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

I know nothing of the industry other than the fucking horrific and believe me I do mean fucking horrific (possibly criminal) “service” I’ve had from BG in the past 12 months or so which has led me to believe that Nationalising is the only way out of this mess. Whatever the answer is it most definitely isn’t being left at the mercy of these fucking grifters.

No no, we should keep handing over wheelbarrows full of cash for now and forever, the shareholders need their profits. That's what I'm reading anyway. 

He looks like Richarlison there.

40 minutes ago, gkmacca said:

Neville is like some caricature from a 1950s Boulting Brothers movie. He's Fred fucking Kite. He likens managers to foremen in a factory? He's getting more and more ludicrous.

"MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB."

You know when he says that they've had a crap result. 

I'm on a train to London and it's full of ESD - badly dresses fellas in their late 20s all saying LAD every other word. "LAD, get on this til tok LAD, fuckin BOSS this LAD."

And women who all seem to have had lip filler and whose voices are impossibly high pitched. 

3 minutes ago, Remmie said:

This forum occasionally exhibits a strange phenomenon to me of Scousers really enjoying listing the districts of the city. The only other people that seem to do that is Yanks

We're also good at recognising local postcodes (if that's not what you already mean). 

Kournikova.

5 hours ago, Geoff Woade said:

My girlfriend is full ‘proper scouse’ and I’m a wool, we both live in Warrington now. We went on holiday and met people from America, Canada etc. When they’d ask where we were from I’d say ‘near Liverpool’ and she would basically crease up and accuse me of trying to say I was from Liverpool. To the point she’d get all excited and watch me whenever someone asked the question.
She seemed to have difficulty grasping the concept that someone from 5000 miles away in California was looking for a nearest approximate to somewhere they’d have heard of and perhaps might find it odd splitting hairs over 10 miles. I asked her what exactly she wanted me to say and she went ‘just tell them you’re from the village’

Geoff, deep down in your heart of hearts, you know your missus is spot on.

5 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

The whole COUNTRY is a grift and it needs running through. Completely unfit for purpose

Fixed it.

Centrica, who own British Gas, made a £948m profit last year. 

Wonder if we should have a whip round for them? 

Is this happening around the world to other countries? 

I went a few years ago and the nightlife didn't start til late. I was suppose to meet up with a mate and he didn't turn up til 2am - seemed a perfectly normal time to him. Not sure I've got that endurance anymore! 

British Gas emailed asking me to go on their fixed tariff - up from the current £2000 a year (which itself is probably a 70% increase on last year) up to a lovely £4000 a year. So roughly £333 a month. 

How about....shove it up your fucking arse. 

On 29/07/2022 at 19:21, Section_31 said:

Jo has deffo had a boob job. Wonderful stuff.

 

 

 

She's had a tonne of plazzy surgery done, she looks completely different than she did a few years ago (worse, IMO). Reckon she'd melt if she stood next to a barbecue for too long.

Still would, though, obviously. 

2 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

That good?

Yeah I enjoyed it. Plenty of bullets flying round. Some good set pieces. Laurence Fishburne living on an abandoned spaceship. Maybe a 7, but I'm feeling generous.

Just now, manwiththestick said:

Why did you not watch The Predator?

Forgot about it. Watched it last year. Thanks for the reminder...

The Predator - 2/10.

Oh my god, they just get worse. Who will they nominate next, Pol Pot?

14 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

https://www.itv.com/news/2022-08-08/enough-is-enough-campaign-launches-to-give-back-working-class-their-dignity

Nice one. Signed up! 

Predator - 9/10

Predator 2 - 7/10

Aliens v Predator - 3/10

Aliens v Predator Requiem - 5/10

Predators - 8/10

Prey - 7/10

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Lying scum.

Twats.

44 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Good on the Libs. Good luck getting them lazy cunts back to work though

 

 

 

 

 

Hope someone's left one of those Rees Mogg calling cards for the lazy twats. I wonder if Rees Mogg left one for himself? 

4 minutes ago, skend04 said:

And remember, there are a large number of Tory voters who would still vote for him. Some complete loons on these isles.

The wife's nan was saying how lovely 'Carrie' looked and what a great wedding it must have been. And she thinks he paid for it all!

Honestly, if I didn't have kids I'd probably just blow my fucking brains out and check out of the whole mess. Either that or emigrate to Colombia and live on a diet of cheap coke and hookers. 

I won't be paying more than £200 a month, they can fuck off with that shit. If I have to I'll run up a big balance and pay it off over years to come. 

The country is panicking about cost of living and this prick is on holiday which one of his Tory donor mates paid for. He's the fucking Prime Minister - absolutely useless cunt.