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Arsenal look very dynamic. 

We look absolutely pedestrian in comparison.

Saying that, we could have conceivably beat them twice in the league this season with a fair bounce of the ball, and the league would look a lot different.

It's a funny old game.

5 minutes ago, Pete said:

Stupid fucking spurs cunts. Bet they aren’t as accommodating when we play them. 

Yes but we're shit.

Did Klopp really turn Salah world class? Or would it have happened anyway? 

If he takes credit for making him world class, does he take responsibility for his downturn in form? Playing him miles away from goal and stuck on the wing the last two years seems strange to me. Plus he moved Trent and lost that dynamic on the right hand side.

The boy looks like he should be taking your order of sausages and chips at a motorway services.

That kid definitely tortures insects and small animals.

And when I say insects and small animals, I mean servants. 

Well this has added an extra bit of spice to the end of the season. Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse! 

Man City could win the double for the next 100 years and the media at large will still keep quiet about the cheating. 

This whole talk about leaving the Crucible is bollocks. It's all part of the Saudification of sport - they wave money round and people like Hearn (both) and O'Sullivan come rushing over ready to sell their grannies for a few quid. Meanwhile, decades of history and prestige get torn up and thrown away as if it never really mattered because there wasn't "enough" money involved (whatever enough money is). 

The crucible works BECAUSE it's a small venue. It's intense. Intimate. 

There are plenty of tournaments in bigger venues. Let them have their empty stadiums and domes and bowls. Leave the tradition alone. Cunts. 

Insane....

Lennon gave the guitar to a friend, who passed it on to someone “who took the guitar home, tossed it in the attic, and gave it nary a thought for decades"

Everton ending the season on a high. Great.

59 minutes ago, Dicko said:

The whistle had gone.

Suarez wouldn't have waited.

Gakpo reminds me of this...

3 hours ago, an tha said:

Somebody posted this in a whatsapp group i am in today - I am not really a fan of this sort of thing, comes across a bit desperate to me, but it did highlight just how close we came to not just greatness, but virtually unseen greatness under Klopp...

 

"A little statistic to get some perspective. In 487 games for Klopp changing 4 results would mean 3 leagues and 3 CL’s. All ifs and buts but also very fine lines"

Makes me feel even worse.

Thanks! 

So we've got one forward who can't put the ball into an open goal, and another forward who refuses to put the ball into an open goal.

Which is nice. 

13 minutes ago, Red Shift said:

 Lijnders just staring into space while Klopp mumbles to himself

It's bizarre. What exactly is happening on the training pitch? 

"Play shit and do everything the wrong way."

40 minutes ago, waddy78 said:

Ther was a few rumours floating about on twitter (I know it's shite) that Alisson has said he wants to leave in the summer, I hope to fuck it Bullshit to be honest we will probably hear loads of these type stories over the next few weeks.

I used to think he was the best goalie in the world. I'm not even sure he's the best goalie at Liverpool anymore.

1 minute ago, an tha said:

Bitters have hysterically started calling him Slut instead of Slot.

Their manager is literally called dyke. 

Morons.

I'm excited. Are you excited? I'm excited. Can't wait for him to start. A new brush sweeps clean and all that. 

Theres only one Nunez....

The Postman of Madrid.

13 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

If we had just won our first home game against an opponent since 2010, I’d expect us to show a bit more humility.

Everton?

Humility?

Good pod.

Wouldn't be bothered if you didn't cover any of the rest of if the season, personally. Maybe an end of season pod/goodbye Klopp.

12 hours ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

I’m looking forward to next season already now. 
 

I’m quite intrigued to see if Slot will go with his usual tactics which appear to involve a “number 10” advanced midfielder. 
 

Can we expect to see a new player coming in in that position? Or will we see a current player utilised in that role - Gakpo, Elliott, a returning Carvalho? 
 

Salah. Great passer, great vision. 

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

Watched the post match presser yesterday. He looks completely done with football. Probably should have left when he announced he was going to, in all honesty. No-one would have blamed him. Instead he carried on but now appears absolutely desperate for the season to end. 

Yeah. He could have stepped down for health reasons and nobody would have argued or blamed him. Ljinders and the management team could have carried on for the rest of the season.

My guess is we were unexpectedly doing well in the league, he saw a chance to win it and didn't want to let anyone down.

So, the farewell tour.

Dumped out of the FA cup against Man U in embarrassing circumstances.

Dumped out the Europa by Atalanta in embarrassing circumstances. 

Dumped out the title race by Everton in embarrassing circumstances.

I hope Klopp tore a strip off the players last night. That's how they've repaid him for years of success. 

Imagine - IMAGINE - being outplayed by this Everton team, with a league title to be won.

38 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Everyone’s favourite whipping boy. 

Easy way for him to change that, score some goals. 

Being able to run with the ball without falling over would be a start.

He's a laughing stock in the league, and by association so are we. 

He earns about £9million a year/£175k a week. What a waste of money. 

His antics off the ball are embarrassing as well. All the histrionics, he's as bad as Pickford.