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I keep quoting the bit in Thunderdome where your man makes the speech before they fight.

Such as looking over my shoulder to no one and hissing "Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, dyin' time's here."

On the Thick of It theme, I always loved the exchange between Malcolm and Ollie in hospital about the future of Nicola Murray:

 Ollie: "Is she fucked?"

Malcolm: "Like Caligula's favourite watermelon."

The funniest scene in general is probably in Fawlty Towers at the end of the episode with the Germans when Basil smacks Manuel before the moose head falls on Manuel who complains that Basil hit him on the head whereupon the Major admonishes him:

"No, you hit him on the head...naughty moose."

Germans: "How did they win the war?"

"Louis van Gaal doesn't take prisoners."

"Louis van Gaal trusts youth."

"Louis van Gaal discovered penicillin."

"Eurasia has always been  at war with Oceania."

Will this media wankfest ever end?

If Luis is not allowed to be in the team photo at Anfield, someone should bring a life-sized cardboard cut-out of him and place right in the centre.

The Hunt 10/10- Thought provoking and harrowing. Acted with brilliance as usual by Mad Mads and a superb supporting cast.

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Announcer #1: And here come the pretzels!

 

Announcer #2: Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with

the crowd for... for some kind of sanity.

 

Announcer #1: Uh-oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey

unconscious.

 

Announcer #2: Wow. This is uh... This is a black day for baseball.

Bart: Everyone just saw your pretzels knock out Whitey Ford.

Homer: You can call them 'Whitey Whackers'.

One of the greatest shows in tv history. Is there a character more evil than Vern Schillinger?

Cheers. Where are my quads?

 

To be fair it's just my right knee which started off clicking and is more recently quite fond of grinding.

Your quads are the big group of muscles at the front of your thighs. Things like squats (but keep your knee in line with the foot) and even tensing and releasing the muscle repeatedly can do the job. There are far more and there's bound to be good exercises in the likes of Running Times and Runners World and various other websites.

I'll give that a go tomorrow RJ, cheers. Can't help thinking if I'd done all that before my knee wouldn't be fucked. Provided the ticker holds out I'll let you know how it goes. Roundhay Park lake is 1.5 miles. It's gonna fucking hurt after 18 months of sod all!

If you're struggling with your knees, I would highly recommend exercises for your quads.

1)Danny Dyer

2)Michael Barrymore

3)Chris Moyles

4)Stan Collymore

5)Bertie Ahern

6)Rupert Murdoch

7)Adrian Durham

8 ) Ian Towning (Dickinsons's Real Deal)

9) Louis Walsh

10) Harry Hill

11) Eamonn Holmes

12) Ant & Dec

13)Alan Davies

14) Matt Baker (The one show)

15) Dominic Littlewood

16)Daphne off Eggheads

17)Richard Dawkins

18 ) Alexandra Burke

19) Davina McCall

20) Kelvin Mckenzie

21) Fearne Cotton

22) John Terry

23) Jedward

24) Richard Littlejohn

25) Martin Samuel

26) Simon Cowell

27) Patrick Kielty

28 James Nesbit

29) Nick Griffin

Got to love Real Madrid, the great bargain house of world football.