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That second half was genuinely pathetic. This team just doesn't have it unfortunately, they're incapable of figuring their way out of a tight spot unless someone shows them on a iPad.

This team is totally braindead, constantly making the wrong decision and playing their way into trouble.

3 hours ago, Smell The Glove said:

One of the most nonchalant finishers of all time. Certainly the best chipper of a keeper I've seen. I lived in Brazil for a bit and loads of people I spoke to had him down as their greatest striker.

Where did you live?

14 minutes ago, Binomial said:

None more so than Micah.

 

 

Exactly what is the appeal of that vapid moron? He's fucking everywhere too, like televisual herpes.

1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

I listen to the free Second Captains pod at times and was under the impression they were pretty complimentary of Nunez.

Not Ken Early, who's really the main football voice on there. He's got a proper agenda against him, TD_LFC's opinion is mild by comparison. 

He called him the worst signing of the Klopp era last week (which is what my reply to Josef alluded to). Last season, he was writing off some of Nunez's better goals (Wolves at home, Newcastle away) as flukes. 

He also said during our slump last season that it would be best if Klopp left, so I put him down more as entertaining polemicist than serious pundit. Second Captain's football coverage is still quite good though, they frequently have great guests on, with the dishonourable exception of Gabriel Marcotti, who's nothing more than a bloated, clueless waffler.

1 hour ago, Josef Svejk said:

 

I do indeed.

 

I subscribed as soon as Off the Ball went behind a costly paywall.

It's a great listen. Even though Ken Early knows fuck all about football, he is wrong in a very entertaining manner. 

17 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

There are people who argue that Darwin Nunez is the worst signing of the Klopp era. 

I take it you listen to Second Captain's?

Don't do it to yourselves. 

Just take consolation that the Gooners are on the same pain train as us.

3 minutes ago, Smell The Glove said:

Arsenal were always going to throw in this type of performance. Wouldn't be surprised if Bayern knock them out as well. Makes today even more sickening.

This 

People are gonna cry about us not taking not taking our chance, but Arsenal were always going to buckle once the onus was on them. They're Arsenal ffs.

19 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

Yes, but we could celebrate his league title no?

 

That would be normal.

I, for one, would like to see more Alonso-favourable stats. 

Yes! The race for second is on and it's LIIIVVEE!

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

Diego Carlos lining up an overhead boots Odour Guard instead.

Odegaard was in his space. 

3 minutes ago, LFC 6 Times said:

Actually feels as bad as Gerrard slip.

Nah. Even if we pulled it out of the fire today, we'd just fuck it up next week or the week after.

Saves us the usual heartbreaking last day, I suppose.

I've thought since the 4-2 win at home against Newcastle that our profligacy would catch up to us. You can only get away with it for so long.

I've lost faith, he's never going to put it together unfortunately. He's a handy weapon to have, but he'll never be a consistent big team forward. 

Trent has been genuinely disgraceful. More focused on doing something spectacular rather than just doing the simple, effective thing.

Brilliant performance and all time great K.O from Holloway.

Alex Pereira might be the scariest human who has ever lived.

Just now, Reckoner said:

He’s constantly hyperventilating over stuff like a coach waving their arms or the ball needing replacing because it burst. Utter fucking fucktard.

He nearly wet his pants at the weekend when Ortega did that Cruyff turn, he went on about it for a good 90 seconds afterwards.

Complete and utter melt.

That 'Fletch' cunt is the biggest little Englander moron ever. Arsenal equalise and he's asking McCoist if Bayern will shut up shop. Bayern then go onto to dominate the rest of the game and hit the post.

They're five times champions of Europe and one of the biggest clubs in the world. As if they're going to shell up against a team that have won the square root of fuck all. 

Camavinga is some player.

Abu Dhabi look very vulnerable without Walker's pace to bail them out.

His general play has been pretty scratchy, and occasionally dreadful, for a long while. The goals (and assists) have made up for it, but when he's been as profligate as he has been for the last couple of games, you do start to wonder if him going in the summer would be the worst thing in the world.

His running power is unbelievable, he looks like a high calibre 400m sprinter. When you put that together with his high work ethic, it's a big advantage to us. Yesterday, he unsettled their build up with his pressing several times.

Extra time would be perfect. Arsenal will fall off completely as soon as any of their key players get injured. 

1 hour ago, Scooby Dudek said:

Walker the prick saying the ref did well. He would wouldnt he, seeing as he had at least three bookings ignored.  Cunts. 

 

 

 

Leave him be, he's just sticking up for a treasured colleague.

                       Kelleher

Bradley  Konate/Quansah VVD  Gomez 

                       Endo

    Szoboszlai     Mac Allister 

Salah            Nunez           Diaz

We need to win this to go all the way, no such thing as a "good point" at this stage. It'll turn on Darwin imo. He will get multiple chances; if he is clinical, we will win well.