Bjornebye

Beverley Hills Cop (all of them) 

The creme de la creme ….

4 minutes ago, Mudface said:

National Lampoon's Animal House

Splash

Muriel's Wedding

Hangover

We're the Millers

Safety Last! (Harold Loyd fil where he hangs off the clock)

Lock Stock

Toy Story 2

Shrek

Requiem for a Dream

Piss My Ass Off 2

Haven’t seen the last one. Any streams? 

25 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

National Lampoons European Vacation.

Face/Off - Cage and Travolta are tremendous in this.

Broken Arrow

Firefox 

Dragnet

 

I’ve already said Dragnet. You’ve got me on ignore again haven’t you. 

17 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Love, Honour, and Obey.

What a film. What a fucking film. “He’ll keep hittin’ it” 

“Yez are just fuckin’ jealous you gobshite cunts we’ve been waiting for too long to see this club rise lad and guess what we fucking will you can have your gay parade shitting in the streets and stuff we’ve got us lad us school of science lad sayin’ farewell to the old lady best ground in the world lad and we’re movin’ into the best ground in the world lad youze are all jealous lad all you think about is us lad Slot snorts gherkins off homeless peoples maccies” 

25 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Arne

Sorry. I never know if you’re joking or not. 

1 minute ago, Strontium said:

Maybe it's a no win, no fee basis. Everton don't get a fee unless they actually win a game.

Hahaha, you evil bastard 

October 7th seems to be the “it started then” same as “August 1969” it started. 
 

Always remind them of the truth the reality. You kick a dog so many times and he will bite back. You try and take his home and he will do everything* he can to fucking eat you. 

*everything 

9 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Dick in son

 

The inbred nonce stadium.

If I was 10 years old I’d use that as hard is we used Danka 

The Hill Dickinson stadium. 
 

Fucking hell. 

This is 40 

3 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

You’ll be getting Dad jumpers soon my lad.

Im 41 now I was wearing dad jumpers in the 90s. Remember The Sweater Shop? 

21 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Needs to tell Orstein.

Who does?

7 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

I didnt even know you could get them anymore

Neither did I until I turned 35 

8 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

think the last time I wore chinos was the 1989 cup final

Fuck you. I’ve got a lovely pair of Maine ones. Only wore them twice. Once to a forum members wedding and once to my Ma’s wedding a few weeks before she passed away. Oh and to Aintree races. 
 

Go on make a joke now you cunt 

20 minutes ago, stringvest said:

 

and that's when the police arrived, your honour

 

I didn’t call them! 

21 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Ironically he was telling me to mind my own business about Everton whist commenting on a post about a Liverpool player.

Hahahahahaha “Liverpool this Liverpool that Liverpool the other slot sniffs nappies Liverpool red shite etc” 

“You lost at the weekend didn’t you?”

”Obsessed you lot” 

Just now, lifetime fan said:

Atlantic Reach, Newquay. 
 

https://atlanticreach.co.uk

Stunning mate. Down that way is fucking beautiful. One of the nicest parts of the world. 

45 minutes ago, gkmacca said:

 

He’s spot on. We shouldn’t be talking about players until we sign them. Just stay in the shadows then jump out open the rain mac and wave your cock about. 

Last Action Hero 

Throw Momma From The Train 

5 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Managed to talk her into leaving with the kids without me to ‘avoid the traffic’. 
 

They can get down there and set everything up, I’ll get the train and have a few beers on the way down. 

Worked out well then! Where you going? 

She should be doing Eurovision and she should definitely be playing on stage there on Sunday. 

Just now, Dav Eusher said:

He's had a whole lifetime surrounded by people telling him that he is better than everyone else; he couldn't turn out as anything but a cunt.

So did the Queen. I reckon she was sound. 

34 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

They really don't like any criticism at all. They keep saying it was a made up lie to throw the fans under the bus and demanded to see the actual information the police received. 

 

This from a fan base that lies about everything when it comes to us and our fans but say anything negative about the Last Corinthians and they are up in arms because they are the most perfect fans in the world. 

 

Was arguing with one last week when he said Everton fans never boo their own players so I gave him about ten examples of them booing or threatening players and managers and he just told me to fuck off because he had nothing to come back with. 

He either doesn’t go the game or he’s a liar. Fucking hell. No hang on let me rephrase that “fucking fucking fucking hell” all they do is boo “yer fucking shithouse” etc vile fanbase to their own players unless they score or put a heavy tackle in against a Liverpool player then they’re heroes better than Pele 

Anyone who thinks privatising national rail was a good thing is either super rich and doesn’t use trains just profits from them or a fucking idiot