Bjornebye

10 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

I still haven't seen Doak kick the ball effectively more than like 3 times. 

Nobody cares what you think. He was terrifyingly good at points. 

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Angel farts.

Kiss me 

Get Collymore on ffs 

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

I didn't mind that version of Imagine to be honest.

 

It's a song that needs to be heard more anyway.

This. It was lovely. Those words can’t be sung or spoken badly. 

Knew they’d nicked Shergar and every cunt blamed the IRA

Apologise now 

This has got boss now 

What the fucks going on now they’ve got boats on the road is that Mrs Claus? 

Fuck this 

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I've met her. She's got the politics of John McDonnell and the face of Carey Mulligan (which is surely better than the other way round).

What did she smell like? 

Done right 

14 minutes ago, Curly said:

 

 

Is that a glass of coke? 

Unleaded 

Aldgate had a better day on 7/7 than that fucking monstrosity. Don’t be bringing that back up here in your stomach you sicko

I’m ringing the Rail Network 

Just now, VladimirIlyich said:

I'd have avoided the cream.

Never 

Just now, VladimirIlyich said:

When he's had the Custard Slices,maybe.

We could have shared them …….

50 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Just bagged a baguette, focaccia, and some custard slices. I will report back in due course.

Could have knocked on for fuck sake 

5 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

https://x.com/jrc1921/status/1816725649991553294

Yeah well he’s the cunts cunt 

2 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

Don’t think he can have any complaints, in fairness. 
 

I also suspect that “lured” here really means abducted, but they’re not exactly going to say that.

I hope he hasn’t left any close family in Mexico 

Guzman Lopez has got weeks to live then. 

7 minutes ago, Bob said:

I'm knackered mate. So very fucking tired. That's an apt gif you've included.

 

Up at 4 wednesday to get some ladt work done. Picked my girl up from her mums then started getting the car packed.

 

Set off from home at 12:30 got into our hotel at Dover at midnight due to being diverted through London and the Blackwall tunnel with the Dartford crossing closed.

 

That included and hours total fucking about going into Doncaster to withdraw cash and euros when we realised my girl hadn't put my bank card back in my wallet after nipping to get us lunch before we left!! I'm confident I'll be able to pay with my phone but needed some back up money for peace of mind.

 

Roads in france are ace. Basically no traffic at all from calais until about 20km outside Paris. 

 

Campsite is nice. Very welcome rain arrived to cool us just after getting the tent up.

 

Darren from Sunderland over the way gave me an ice cold can of kronenboug while we toiled in the sun and I'll never forget that beer. 

 

Pizza last night was good.

 

Dutch everywhere with their prettiness, athletic body shapes and orange. Which is great.

 

Still work to do this morning but flags are up.

 

 

Boss that mate 

Just now, Section_31 said:

 

My uncle reckoned he looked like he was being tazered while he was also being booted, by the way his arms were tight to his sides.

Yeah looks that way 

3 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

 

I thought the same. He didn't even disable him. As well as dangerous it was idiotic. The fella could have got himself up and stabbed a couple of coppers to death. It makes you question both the quality of personnel and the training they are receiving. 

Or maybe he already knew he was no threat so just booted and stamped on his head anyway 

2 minutes ago, Pete said:

Better have "Stop! Or my Mom will shoot" in that list.  

Hahaha 

5 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

There's just something about a pixellated nose that does it for me.

I’ve tried pixelated Japanese porn but I just can’t finish. Found a few non pixilated ones and they’ve all got tiny cocks so there’s no chance.  
 

What?