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Bjornebye

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  1. 6 minutes ago, Code said:

     I hate hair in my face, I shave every day, sometimes two times a day if It’s m going out.

     

    Had grow a bird a few days last year though because of my mad GF and that fact she scratched my face, looked miserable as fuck. 


    Was she mad you’d had a cock-or-two? 

  2. 32 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

    Hahaha, fucking hell.

     

    I was out shopping and on way home called in at my dad's to check on him as he's been in hospital and now recuperating. Anyway I walk in and he has the telly on watching The Chase and I clocked her straight away and my first thought was if Stig hasn't posted about her on here then he's dead to me.

     


    Watched her again on +1 haha 

     

    Hope your Dads ok fella 

  3. 7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

    Tucker Carlson, the former CNN and Fox News political chat host, has said he was “physically mauled” by a demon a year and a half ago, in an assault that he says left him bleeding and with scars from “claw marks”


    Good the insidious twat 

  4. I’ve got a few but all out of sight unless I’ve got a t-shirt on. The problem with neck/hand tattoos is there is hardly any way to hide them if you had to for some reason. Saying that, I reckon people can do what the fuck they like with their own bodies. 
     

    Face tattoos though….. Even Tyson looks like a bellend with his. Would I say that to his face? No. 

  5. 1 minute ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:


    Hahaha. I knew she’d get mentioned in here. Mainly because I was going to post about her. She’s impressive, like! 


    Looks quite tall like but she’s stunning. Glad it’s not the dark destroyer who would be trying to flirt with her and failing badly like usual 

  6. 27 minutes ago, Sut said:

    Currently watching Fury Road for an article I'm thinking of writing. This is the best film of the 21st century. An absolute miracle of a picture; I love every single frame.


    Is the article about that bend onto Islington coming off west derby road in town by any chance? 

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  7. 27 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

    The underpants bomber is still in my top trumps, slowly followed by that doctor who drove into a bollard in Glasgow, got headbutted, then set himself on fire.

     

    No wonder someone wrote a training manual.


    This is excellent. Also mentions suicide bomber training which is even more topical 

     

     

    https://youtu.be/7gMJBQoHJ4E?si=CxjAtBO6lqFZV6DQ
     

    Fuck sake won’t embed but it’s Billy Connolly on terror attack on Glasgow. Hilarious 

  8. 43 minutes ago, Strontium said:

     

    Oh, you were using a car. I use a horse and carriage, I prefer keeping people and horses in jobs.


    For the people it’s jobs, for the horse it’s slavery. Shame on you. 

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