Bjornebye

Oh Darwin oh Darwin Darwin Darwin 

2 minutes ago, Special K said:

This couldn't have gone any better

Well Nunez coming on smashing in at the Kop end then headbutting Richarlison into a mound of marching powder and snorting his rotten soul would be just the ticket. 
 

Daytime Fireworks > Nightime Fireworks 

If she’s sharp enough she won’t send that photo on to anyone and sell it for 50k! 

Haha London Bridge is falling down now poor old Chelsea !!!

9 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Cheeky bastard Damien!

 

I've been good as gold here since the game kicked off.

 

I was asleep for the first 10 minutes like, but even so.

Hahahaha 

Ee Ay Addio Were Gonna Win The League

The songbook’s out 
 

Just now, Pete said:

I’m sure him and drowning man can console each other.  

14 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Football is quite good sometimes, isn't it?

Take your wokeness elsewhere. This is abuse 

Come on Trent 

My heads gone 

Just now, TD_LFC said:

 

Leave the fella alone, cost of living has gone through the roof so if he has to have his hair cut in installments that's his business...

I usually have a beer with him at the match, I’m trying to encourage him to look a bit more …. You know. Without making it too obvious. 

Just now, Jennings said:

It’s not fucking cheap to have them grey streaks dyed in. 

So that’s why you couldn’t afford the rest of your haircut!!!  

2 minutes ago, Jennings said:

Tell Virge I got my red top. 

That fucking barnet 

19 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

Back  to back to back promotions for   Wrexham   the first time it's ever been done from the National league to the Championship fair play its outstanding 

Made up for them. Absolutely mental thinking when I worked that match when I saw you was against Solihull Moors, it seems like last season. Fair play to the owners, they’ve gone balls in for the club. Always had a soft spot for Wrexham from the Karl Connolly days he used to drink in my dad’s pub. 

9 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

No fry ups today, just these majestic fuckers marinading in the fridge that I knocked up from scratch.

 

 

That looks like you’ve lashed a load of last nights tikka masala on a kebab stick. It’s also not a breakfast. On any other day I’d be negging you. Cunt. 

46 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

First time we've had a dog's dick sausage on the page. Bold move. 

At least it was cooked eh 

1 minute ago, Engineman Hicks said:

You’ve got to give a lot of credit for the Spurs fans coming to this today. I only hope a load of reds haven’t bought tickets for the away end and it kicks off if we score. 

I can imagine a fair few have. Doubt it would kick off though. There’s a fella the other side of the divide with a season ticket who looks like Typhoon from the WWF. 

25 minutes ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

 

Can anyone identify that property? 

 

I'd like to know.the address so that I can send the local Police Constable round there at full time to check on the safety of any female residents.

It’s Stephen Warnocks house 

Bobo Balde 

I’ve got a funny story about him. A girl I know used to see him when he was at Celtic and she took him round her nans one afternoon. Despite the fact her nan was a devout Catholic and staunch Celtic fan she had no idea who her granddaughters new fella was. Her nan lived out in the sticks from Glasgow where everyone knows everyone etc. Anyway they pull up and as they go to walk into the garden her nan runs out the door shouting “Tell him te get away fe ma garden or I’m callin’ the police!!!” 
 

4 minutes ago, Curly said:

SAY IT! PLEASE!

Nonce 

9 minutes ago, Curly said:

Haha - I can’t actually be sure, reckon it’s a strangely placed mushroom?

 

Hahaha - no mate it isn’t. It’s not in town. Are you saying it’s no good in there?

 

Ive pulled over on my journey back to West Midlands and got a maccies. 2 half eaten shite meals in a day, and now to decide whether to ride the hangover out and hopefully be back on form tomorrow, or to have the 4 corona I bought for the game later and take the edge off, but drag the hangover into tomorrow potentially. It’s a doozy

Nah not had breakfast in there but the foods nice. Just looks like something I’d imagine them to do for brekkie! 

20 minutes ago, Curly said:

Yeah, it was disappointing and shite

This brown thing across what looks to be either part of the bacon or a sausage??? 
 

Is that in Papillon on Hope st by any chance? Because I’m telling you now Henri Charriere himself wouldn’t eat that even at his lowest ebb on Devils Island 
“Hey you bastards! I’m still here and I’m not fucking eating that!” 

44 minutes ago, Mathewbet1 said:

I can taste it! 

Hicks wife?! This place is unreal