Evelyn Tentions

Id like to see us humiliate them so that when we play them in the league they'll all be doing a Fuge before and hopefully during the match.

Not sure where to put this but here's as a good a place as any.

I haven't seen anything about it in what are pretty much my only news sources (here, the Graun and the beeb) but it looks like Scot McTominay has been well and truly fleeced by his bimbos dad's Ponzi scheme.

https://e.vnexpress.net/news/football/man-utd-star-to-lose-over-1m-after-failed-investment-with-fiancees-family-4721437.html

6 hours ago, Kevin D said:

I’m not disagreeing, just football isn’t really reffed that way, even though it should be.

 

A foul is a foul, but refs bend over backwards to not give us anything

Fixed

14 hours ago, halewood pete said:

Liz hurley 

Nice to see you acknowledged the error of your ways.

14 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

@Evelyn Tentions, have a word.

As you wish.

13 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

More like Winnie Mandela, given she also has a conviction for fraud. 

I remember seeing a t-shirt with the slogan Free Nelson Mandela

Jail Winnie

Another one of these cunts with all his assets offshore. Supposedly left 5 billion but because it's all offshore it evades 2 billion inheritance tax. Paid no income tax but sits in the Lord's fucking over the rest of us.

Any 3 Tories.

They'd spend the evening drinking all top shelf and piss off as the tab arrived but then claim it all on expenses.

Boys from the Black Stuff

Justified

The Thick Of It

Aug Wiedersehn Pet

The Likely Lads

The Rockford Files

Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett)

Mr Inbetween 

On 18/02/2024 at 03:48, lifetime fan said:

Sous vide rump Steak with a homemade chimichurri. 
 

 

8 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

From the sublime to the ridiculous 

As one who's musical interests finished sometime in the 80s, I haven't the foggiest idea what her music is. I have read that she makes sizeable donations to food banks/homeless charities everywhere she plays ( sizeable for me, equivalent to loose change for her), is very anti Trump and exhorts her fans to register and vote against the MAGA numpties, so she's OK in my book.

22 hours ago, Remmie said:

Are you having them Crepe style or American style? My kids couldn't agree so we did both:

 

American style? They're fucking Scotch pancakes.

Another old lady to go into the foundations?

No more room under the shed then.

4 hours ago, aws said:

I expect a lot of our first choices fail the character test and  we move on. 

That's one (just one) of the things that make the boss such an astounding manager. Character is always a big part of his signings. Cf the absolute bellends and twats signed at Old Toilet.

On 16/01/2024 at 01:43, NoelM said:

Scrublands is a good place to start, it's the first one and it spawns two different series of books.

4 part TV series of Scrublands last year. It's on my list. Should be available from all the usual criminals 

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

No complaints from @Evelyn Tentions

First time I've opened this thread - just to find out why I got a mention. I'm not a cat person, to put it mildly.

On 14/01/2024 at 01:00, tokyojoe said:

 

2 -2 1972? I was there for that. Early days of my hating the Salford cunts,

I started hating the cunts back in the 60s. Even with all our success in Europe and at home, the media was all Manchester fucking United 

On 14/01/2024 at 02:47, VladimirIlyich said:

Saw that game recently on Youtube. It was hard to forget as Clem didnt make too many of those mistakes. They became a bit of a bogey side for us too did Leicester.

Already a bogey team back in the 60s especially in the FA Cup Vlad. Mostly down to Gordon Banks. He always got a great reception from the Kop though. Best keeper I've ever seen.

On 08/01/2024 at 04:56, Lee909 said:

Sir Newton? Must have been done by a Yank.

20 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

That’s now a potentially season-destroying risk until the end of those international tournaments and Robbo’s return. 
 

On your earlier post, I read somewhere that Carvalho can’t play for us this season. Not sure if that’s 100%.

 

Even big Nat might make yet another resurrection in his bizarre career with us. 

If Carvalho starts for us, he can't then go out on loan again - players are only allowed to play for 2 teams a season.

16 hours ago, skend04 said:

 

Yep. Think they've really nailed the characters and the interactions/relationships between them now.

I didn't picture Gary Oldman as Jackson Lamb when I first saw the casting but, fuck, it's Gary Oldman. He's fucking superb, brilliant performance. All the cast are outstanding.

Meanwhile, Lavia still hasn't made the teamsheet. Another bullet dodged.

3 hours ago, sir roger said:

 

I'm 63 and might have a dabble with the Darwin Nunez braids for a laugh.

1 pigtail is a Nelson era sailor, 2 pigtails are girly.

On 03/12/2023 at 19:34, Creator Supreme said:

Posh Spice? Fucking posh spice? A walking stick with the personality of a fossil!

 

What's wrong with you man?

 

For the record, can't stand Cheryl Cole or whatever the fuck she calls herself either? A nasty racist talent vacuum!

Your description of Posh Spice is incomplete. A walking stick with 2 blobs of silicone and the personality of a fossil.

On 03/12/2023 at 19:39, YorkshireRed said:

I’ve a lot of respect for some of these (particularly Stevie Nicks and Kate Bush), although you really do deserve a negging for a fragrant disregard of Tentions Law. 
 

Some fine looking women here obviously, I’d certainly run up any hill that had Kate Bush at the top, none better than Harry or Hoffs though. 
 

 

OK. Done.

5 hours ago, stringvest said:

 

72, not 27.

5 hours ago, rubble-rouser said:

Join the club 

I don't know, you kids today.

All about the flavours.

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/dec/02/the-weird-secretive-world-of-crisp-flavours