Evelyn Tentions

9 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Whores Pasta is the direct reference as it tastes and smells like, well, we’ll leave it there…

Bollocks. Strange ladies you've been tasting - unless you've overdone the amount of anchovies.

From Wikipedia

Because puttana means roughly 'whore' or 'prostitute' and puttanesca is an adjective derived from that word, the dish may have been invented in one of many bordellos in the Naples working-class neighbourhood of Quartieri Spagnoli as a quick meal taken between servicing clients.

6 hours ago, sir roger said:

No name, Evelyn ?

Tensions Law ?

Tentions

I refuse to utter the sociopathic cunts name.

There's a few more Dylan ones.

Positively 4th St

Highway 51

Lou Reed - Dirty Boulevard 

Where do the children play?

I'll have to be honest, after his performance for the first 83 minutes, my heart sank when Mac space Allister handed Mo the ball for the penalty.

17 hours ago, Section_31 said:

My uncle's mate was being a smart arse once with a welding torch, instead of putting the mask on he took the black eye visor out and held it over his eyes while he welded something with his other hand. When he finished all his face was burned except for a perfectly rectangular patch around his eyes.

Australia's former PM who was heavily into cosplay publicity stunts had a go at welding 

At least 3 times that I recall, Maquire wrapped his arms around our player and hauled them off their feet, at least twice directly in front of the lino. No action taken.

Whoever it was that hit Taylor with the ball, should have hit it harder and taken his fucking head off.

It's down to us we didn't win but that Manc cunt didn't make it any easier.

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Im so sorry man I had my dad and brother round. Did you get one? 

Eventually, thanks, well into the first half. I almost wish I hadnt.

https://v1.1stream.me/

Best stream I've had this season.

5 minutes ago, John102 said:

Anyone with a reliable stream? Mine was sound until Diaz scored and I haven't seen us miss another chance since.

https://v1.1stream.me/

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Have you got one? 

I don't! Help please. I've being getting a load of 'turn off sandbox attributes' whatever that means

Hopefully everyone at the club will chip and and buy him his own treatment table as a leaving present.

Fluke goal scream the meeja. If it had been City's big grock, they'd have been creaming themselves all week.

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah you do that mate, I’ll be hiding in the lada 

Fucks sake, give us a brake.

16 hours ago, Scott_M said:

I think it was a penalty. 

It was Gordon.

De Zerbi would probably bring his own backroom team with him - Adam Lallana and Big Game James included. Have the whole squad practising Cruyff turns and celebrating with Ribena.

35 minutes ago, Bob said:

That looks dry as hell. Seriously needs beans.

Nothing evey did ever does or ever will need beans.

Except the rubbish bin.

The last time I was in a gym was in about 1965 at school.

I only recently learned that the instep is the arch on the top of your foot and not the inside of your foot as I'd always thought

I had a German friend years ago who spoke excellent English except for words with a silent letter (pneumonia, knight etc) which he always pronouced and spaghetti which came out as busgehetti.

An Australian friend drives me up the wall writing ect and saying ekt cetera

Most profanities, especially when dealing with Vietnamese traffic.

More Dylan 

Ezra Pound and T S Elliott get a mention in Desolation Row

54 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

Sack him.

No need. Sad to say, he's going in the summer.

Decision delayed due to non arrival of brown paper bags