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He's lucky he comes from a wealthy family to help him pay the £180000 + but my bet is he'll declare himself bankrupt. He won't make it acting - he'll be lucky to get a job as Widow Twanky in a Brexit area panto.

15 hours ago, Mudface said:

Seems legit and authoritative.

 

I've been taking the stuff in all its forms for the thick end of 60 years (but I had a 2 year lay off a while back. Withdrawal symptoms - none. I've never seen anyone get even vaguely aggressive in contrast to the nice normal people I know who undergo personality transplants on the booze.

As the old joke goes - get four drunks together and they'll start a fight. Put four stoners together and they'll start a band.

13 hours ago, Anubis said:

In play I just assumed Taylor had fucked up because he thought it was an injury. But that is full on cheating. Proper, full on cheating. It’s difficult to argue when he’s telling a player to go to the floor. Everyone, including the West Ham outfield players were playing on.

Gakpo should have taken the yellow. Then we could have appealed and the bald Manc cunt would at least have to explain why he waved play on and then blown his whistle. It still wouldn't give us the goal but it would expose Taylors incompetence/corruption.

On 25/04/2024 at 21:01, Sparky said:

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2024/apr/25/laurence-fox-ordered-to-pay-90000-pounds-to-two-people-he-called-paedophiles

 

Some good news to brighten up today

It's £90000 each,

Plus he'll probably have to pay for all the lawyers.

Sell Salah and Trent. Keep Van Dyke but not as captain.

A failure by VVD as captain. He should be telling TAA to pull his fucking finger out instead of allowing him to just swan about.

Fucking submit button 

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Another fucked up night's sleep - 2am kick off for me. 

Same old same old. Every time we reach the final third, we either give it away or move backwards and pass side to side along the centre line giving the opposition time to reorganise. 

Maybe Jurgen should have retired as soon as he made his decision and given Lijnders time to show his credentials. Too late now, we've got 4 matches left.

Regardless of who stays and who goes, VVD  needs replacing as captain.

None of the squad is a high value target except maybe Alison.  Salah has been dropping a zero off his value every month, Nunez has, if anything regressed. Gravenberch, Szobolai, Konate aren't even squad players and Trent has disappeared up his own arsehole. Whether we cash in on Ali to fund new buys and promote Kelleher is a decision for our management team.

Fortunately, I'll be in the air between Saigon and Sydney for our last 8pm kick off and won't have to make a decision to ignore the team I've followed since I was a toddler.

1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

Feyenord won’t let him slot right in…

Vin Diesel impersonator 

The problem isn't so much VAR as PGMOL. 

Sack Howard Webb and replace him with Sian Massey

If they play like they did in the last four games, the club should reimburse the travelling fans.

3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Pepper needs an LFC rival with the familiarly condiment themed moniker of 'Salt Cellar.'

No musical talent required.

What a bastard. It looks like I'll have support Chelsea in their next 2 games.

9 hours ago, Dapower said:

Im expecting the Yorkshire terriers to turn up I’m afraid 

Yorkshire terriers are vicious little buggers. It'll be labradors, rolling over to get their bellies rubbed.

1 minute ago, TheBitch said:

That miss by Mo is truly appalling by his standards. 
 

By anyone's fucking standards.

4 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Any streams?

https://v1.1stream.me/match/soccer/atalanta-vs-liverpool/12173466

Regardless of its effect on us, it's always nice to see the Clampetts getting beaten. Once again Haaland has shown himself to be a big game bottler. An all English semi final would have been nice, 2 games of tactical fouls and tactical falling over but the downside would have been it meant one of the cunts getting to the final

Chelsea should be bouyant after putting 6 past the bitters and, hopefully Shitty somewhat weary and deflated after last night. Extra time and pelanties please.

11 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Klopp’s playing style has brought great success. But its demands also leads to more muscle injuries.

How did Klopps playing style fuck Robbos collar bone, amongst others?

After some major VAR controvosies in Turkey, they've binned their VAR officials and hired officials from all over Europe.

Tellingly they didn't hire any of PGMOLs turkeys 

Endless fucking internationals mean a lot of our players have played about 10 extra games this season and caused a lot of injury absences.

He only got off because the cops were caught trying to frame a guilty man.

I can't remember which one it was, but one of the city players was complaining about  Arsenals 'tactical fouls' breaking up their attacks. A bit fucking rich since that's been the bald frauds favoured defensive tactics for years.

4 hours ago, Strontium said:

I'm establishing a roadmap to sovereignty over Katy Perry's tits, toss up which one of us gets there first.

You wouldn't want her. She's dyslexic. She came to Vietnam recently but the silly cow went to Hanoi instead of Hoian.

Another oldie

Wardour St and Marlborough St