Scrump

Hahahaha what a start!

Jota our most lively player so far

What does that even mean?

Well that was much more comfortable than I was expecting with all the hype around Chelski

Hohoho what a shot from Mane

Happy to see Minamino getting some time

Give Jones a few minutes

Best keeper in the world!

No - we've got Origi

Great to see a playmaker stroking it around for us

Gary loves us (Must hurt him soooo much)

Big games James! 150 up

Hahahaha hahahaha Mane!

Great one-two and cross from Bobby

That'll do

Excited to see what Thiago does here So much for players not coming straight in

Ref must have thought the keeper was getting there ahead of Mane until he saw the VAR

Scrambled egg you whisk before you put it in the pan. Smashed eggs are more like fried eggs. I have an omelette every morning, so this was a bit of a departure.

Fry, stir, add cheese, keep stirring - easy (and delicious)

2 Bacon 2 Cheesy smashed eggs 2 Mushrooms 1 Avocado Watercress No tomatoes, no beans Bring it on

TFFT - Mo Salah - underappreciated genius

"Liverpool have purchased a special player in Sebastian Coates. A lot of young players are as talented and some are even as physically imposing, but few can boast the experience and credentials that the Uruguayan can at such a young age. When you combine that experience, talent and physicality with the "winning attitude" so evident in Luis Suarez, Liverpool have bought themselves one of the hottest defensive prospects in world football" https://bleacherreport.com/articles/828509-sebastian-coates-why-the-uruguayan-will-be-a-star-for-liverpool

Well that didn't finish well

Robbo-oooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!