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Just now, magicrat said:

Newport are beating Mr Potato Head's All Stars if anyone gives a flying fuck

Horrific bit of goalkeeping for Newport's goal.

49 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Lallana winner please. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...I'm secretly dreading losing to them my heads fell off..... 

They've got to get the poor cunt on the pitch first !

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Where Is my bar of Cadbury’s chocolate, you cunts?

28 minutes ago, SlugTrail said:

Its at the same distribution centre as your fridge magnet.

All in Usher's spare bedroom under a colossal pile of t-shirts.

You're getting fuck all.

7 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Who in their right mind would be looking at her fucking ankles!?

They'd be behind her ears.

The photo in that sums up the post.

Gormless fuckery.

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I like 3 Stacks tactic of playing 14 players. I know its only Lincoln but we need to win this.  

Two of those will be Gomez pushing Matip in his wheelchair.

I didn't even know they were playing today and only just saw the result.

Hahahahahaha, they got Owled at home !

I'm now going to enjoy the misery on RedCafe.  Been a fucking great weekend already, only marred somewhat by the Blooshite beating 9 men relegation candidates earlier today.

The only thing that'll be dropping off is Merson's snotbox if he keeps cramming the Columbian marching powder up it.

9 hours ago, Anubis said:

He’s tested positive for Covid and is isolating.

I feel sorry for the Covid, being stuck on its own with that miserable cunt for the forseeable future.

Has he blamed Rafa yet ?

3 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I thought it was Eastbourne

A quick Interweb check mentions Hove and Eastbourne.  And Florida !

Wouldn't Stringvest know ?

Isn't Brighton nicknamed "God's waiting room ?".  That's where Lallana's career has gone to die.  It's a shame, Klopp clearly had a lot of man love for him but even hugging him too hard would have broken him for half a season.

4 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

I apologise for doing this, he’s already gotten nasty with me for bringing it up previously, but you asked so.......

 

1892-LFCWasBorn, on 02 Oct 2017 - 11:31 AM, said:

I'll be brutally honest, I want Klopp gone. It's not going to get any better under him.

 

there were a few others if I remember correctly, Funnneeee and Eeyore among them but can’t be arsed  trawling for them

I wasn't going to be the one that brought it up, but i remember that happening.

It's the main reason I remember his name, although he seems to have put it behind him (unsurprisingly).

7 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Sandro was "a beast"!

I vaguely remember that one.  He might well have been a beast, I've no idea what he got up to off the pitch.  But on it, he was fucking shite.  How much did they spunk on that lemon alone ?

7 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

That sentence is devastating. 

I'll bet if you go back and check when each player was signed, the fuckwits on GOT would have been claiming they were better than their redshite equivalent.  Then within a few months reality begins to dawn that they've invested in yet another shite player.

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Thought he was off the ale? 

Maybe he is.  Maybe he's not the only one feeling the giddy effect of a fine Columbian import........

Makes it all the sweeter.  Boils even more piss.

I can't see Harry Kane sticking around past the end of this season.

Even he can't be dim enough to think it gets much better for Spurs from here given Maureen's recent track record.

Hard to believe this Spurs side was in the CL Final less than 18 months ago.

Who would have thought that we'd have two multiple CL winning managers in a face off in the Premiership, both in charge of shit sides currently serving up a shitfest ?

And that Everton would be 0-1 up ?

Has Massive Holegape got a honey badger on his head ?

1 minute ago, No2 said:

Is the noise real? Decent atmosphere for such an empty stadium.

Still better than the Emptihad then.

5 minutes ago, SlugTrail said:

I think we should go out and get a Lonsdale sponsorship just for shits and giggles.

Eating enough Cadburys will help with the shits part of it.

On 06/09/2020 at 02:11, Mudface said:

ALT-F4 would be more apt if the latest gamble doesn't pay off.

Everton are quite literally football's Blue Screen of Death.