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"We’re now relying on others to take points off City" Not true... if we win all our games the worst that can happen is we lose on goal difference. It's 99% in our hands.

Hahaha my thoughts exactly!!

To put us out of our misery - we could have played all night, we were never going to score.

"If by some miracle Everton had avoided defeat tonight it would have been a miracle" This is the level of profound analysis that keeps me here!!

Maybe that's the problem.. it's the same group of players. If you're not moving forward you're moving backwards...

The final report is going to be pretty short then.

Wasn't Tiago already bought as his replacement?

Bobby's improved display deserves a mention too I feel!

Thiago "didn’t really do anything especially creative" Does he ever?

Past three seasons. Or is it four? We've been so good for so long I've lost track. Obviously the injuries in defence have hurt us hugely, and the spill over effect onto the midfield, but the mystery for me is how the front three became so ineffective so suddenly. Although that said, it's not even sudden is it? It's been at least a year.

I assumed it actually meant something in Norwegian or Danish or whatever!

To be fair, Bobby went a bit shit a long time before Mo and Sadio did.

I watched the Spurs v Brentford game, cos I've lived in Brentford for the last three years so they've become my second club. Although I think I would have watched anyway because if the chance of an upset. I was hoping for more on how amazing Tiago is turning out to be, to cheer me up this week.

Can we talk about wtf is going on with Thiago?

Thiago also played the pass while looking in an entirely different direction so again, Sadio will learn to expect those!

"Tell you what’s fucking mental. Not only are Everton top with a 100% record, they’re now being shown first on MOTD. What kind of fucking bizarro world is this? I’m about one more month of this away from " Away from what? What are you one month away from? Come on, you can’t leave it at that. We need to know.

I've finally had to give up defending Bobby to my Spurs-supporting mates now. I had to concede last night that he brings nothing to the team currently.

Not sure there are going to be fans at games when the new season starts, even :-/

I just didn't want the game to end. If we'd had another 10 mins I feel like Harvey and Neco would both have gotten on the scoresheet, and I would have loved that. I also noticed that Harvey has really bulked up over the last three months.

Disappointed you didn't comment on Shaq's new fuller hairline, Dave.

44-goal Mo seems like a distant memory these days...

"This is happening." What's mentaller than the fact he might sign is, we're so good now he probably won't get into our starting 11...

He's got to be rested against Villa, surely?

I might be alone here but I didn't really think it was a foul on Big Div...

Totally agree. It's a product of people who have no idea what it means to love football.