General Dryness

Gonna go with the classic argument

 

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This man speaks my language. The language of badgers and Mushrooms. And snakes.

Nuns. No sense of humour.

Forgive me father, I am a worm.

He was shit in Moonraker.

Yeah, but he was fucking ace in Highlander.

SSN reporting that Wigan have turned down a 10 million bid from Newcastle for N'Zogbia.

The Editor: Skysports.com understands Liverpool also approached Manchester City for Micah Richards and were prepared to go up to £20million for the defender. City rejected the Reds' approach.

At least we're trying to sign a defender. Given that this bid was rejected, I wonder if Kenny has any other irons in the fire?

Fucking hell, an exciting transfer deadline day for once! How long has it been? :drool:

A good profit (and transfer kitty) for a player who hasn't been at his best for a season and a half now. (Either that or a snivelling about-face from him if the price isn't right)

 

A new striker everyone on here has been coveting for over 100 pages, with the chance to be the number one striker at one of the world's most famous football clubs.

 

And the prized asset of the moment, Kenny, in the dugout.

 

Let's move on, move on with hope our your hearts.

All of this.

As long as whatever money we get for him goes on the much-needed strengthening of the team, I'm willing to say thanks for the memories Torres.

Don't get me wrong, its a shame. A real crying shame. But no player is bigger than the club.

Badger badger badger badger.

Mushroom mushroom.

Seal. This thing might as well be called "swimming teeth".

Plus lee909s picture made me sad.

Had to go for Dumbo.

The logic being that the big budgie would have to score hits hundreds of times to take out the elephant. Any time during those hundreds of attack runs, the elephant only has to score once and the falcon is Coq au Raptor.

I pass women whilst out and about and deicide upon looks etc whether or not they give head.

Similar, I decide (based upon how well groomed they are) whether or not they shave their muff.

It passes the time.

Orang wins this easy.

He'll pick up the Tasmanian with one hand and wring it's neck.

Tasmanian Devils weigh around 10kg and are on average about 30cm tall, plus being from Tasmania they are mostly inbred and have all sorts of genetic weaknesses.

This.

That wouldnt wash with Geoff though, would it. He'd want a bit of pleading first. I'm going to pull your head off. Please don't pull my head off. I'm going to pull your head off because I don't like your head.

Of course he's the fucking farmer withnail!

Great film.

Yer but Max Bygraves didnt sing about tulips from Uruguay did he ? and fucking Lennon and McCartney would struggle to get Uruguay to Ryhme

I blame Formby myself

I had an ex girlfriend who went by the name of The Big B.

Needless to say she was Big.

And a full on seven pinter borderline boiler.

This thread is bringing it all back. Thanks.

Was her name Brenda? Women called Brenda are always big for some reason.

Big cow gets proper fucked.

Having voted, I see the Rhino is leading by a huge margin. Although you wouldn't think it by reading the thread. Some jive motherfuckers be voting and not posting!

Trad jazz is ok for a bit of easy listening,

But I can't fucking stand that improv shite. 5 or 6 guys on stage, holding their chosen instruments, all playing a different tune. Self indulgent tripe.

He's pulled that "magic wand" shite out of the bag before.

And I'll respond in the same way as the previous occasion. You shouldn't need a magic wand to beat Blackpool at Anfield. Tit.

Tough one this.

Going to go for the Badger, on the strength of the reason quoted above. Ringie is a venomous little fucker, but the badger is mad as cheese covered in bees, and as hard as a coffin nail.

Plus it means I can chuck this link in again http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/ .

Going with the Saltie on this one. Unlucky draw in the first round, so the deserved winner of this consolation prize.

Eats the lot, then uses Simon as a toothpick.

Yes. Yes he does.

Glueing on a couple of toothpicks smeared in dogs eggs doesn't count.

Does simon have venomous spikes on his ankles? No?

Then duckface wins.

Actually, Paul foresees his potential demise, waits two fathoms above the blue ringed octopus, and drops a block on his head as he passes.

Blue Ringo heads block between two vertical pieces of coral, performs a complex goal celebration, then proceeds to hit Paul so hard it knocks him AND all his mates out.

Paul just hasn't got the skills to pay the bills in this instance.

Paul unfortunately fails to predict his demise at the tentacles of the highly venomous blue ringed hardass.