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9 hours ago, El Rojo said:

Somehow, they were more up for ensuring their survival than we were in potentially winning a title.

 

Grim. 

Wrong, they have been appalling and uninspired in the main. Last night was a one off performance.

27 minutes ago, The Guest said:

We’ve got the personnel to do anything.  It’s the reason we are so close to the top of the league.  We’ve won all these games this season from individual quality.  The tactics have been deplorable week in week out for the whole year.

 

I’ve just watched Klopps post match interview and it’s just complete delusion.  He’s just going on about how many chances we’ve created in the last so many games.  I just don’t understand what he’s watching.  The last half an hour of the game summed up the season.  We never look like scoring because we don’t create chances from the system he plays.  It’s absolutely fucking garbage.  The reason we are here is that game after game he’s just refused to address it and hoped the players quality would get us through but Trent reappearing kyboshed that in this one with his shithouse defending and walking football.  Everyone is slagging off the players but they all ran around and did the same shit Klopps asked all season.

We were creating chances at will at the end of the 1st and start of the second. We just look clueless and weak up top. I’m not saying it’s good enough or it’s all the front players fault, but chances and openings were there.

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

Ha ha, you got off light, my name was Sheshot?! 

I had a lot of friends in Netherley, is the Turtle still open? Used to remind me of the bar in Star wars. When they called the initials of the spot the ball winner about 10 people would try and claim it.

Private jet for you when we do the first event.

Did they give away chunks of raw meat to the winner? I was always grimly fascinated by pubs that gave away some meat as a prize. 

10 minutes ago, Smell The Glove said:

Fair enough. Given what we have, for me that's our best line up. I also think we'll batter them.

I agree, although there’s a case for Jota and Thiago if all were fit. I can dream can’t I?

5 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Hoping Szobozlai can pass a ball to one of our players a few times and not the opposition.

Well we should have spent more than £70 million then

5 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

I mean, they are shit, like, but starting with 10 men is a bit of a pisstake.

Nunez counts as two.

I am overjoyed. Who is he?

It’s sad to read but I respect his honesty. It’s understandable to feel that way after giving us so much.

I think he will return after a year or two ( to football that is)

26 minutes ago, LFC 6 Times said:

Does it make me a bad person that I’d be delighted to both Arsenal and city’s team planes crash or an honest one?

Clearly some aviation enthusiasts on here.

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

That would have got interesting.

 

Don't worry Forest, it will all even itself out. Just because it’s you doesn’t mean it’s corrupt.

39 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Possibly the most annoying thing this season has been Pochettino calling Chilwell ‘Chilly’. 

We just have to be strong through these difficult times.

I don’t like his hair.

Hopefully our next manager doesn’t have quite the same ‘luck’ with injuries. Obviously our training is fucking ridiculous to get so many injuries. 

It’s the final minute. The score is 2-1 to Arsenal but Chelsea get a penalty. Jackson demands to take it. In the rush to then do an over elaborate celebration ( whilst showing a trendy new hair do to the cameras) the referee points out he actually forgot to take the penalty and blows for full time. Chelsea lose 2-1 but Jackson’s instagram account sees a 6% increase in web traffic. He’s delighted and points to himself looking proud and shouting something ineligible.

Cheer up Welsh nob ed 

16 minutes ago, Denny Crane said:

Glad we aren't going for Amorim the new Marco Silva,  WHUFC sounds his level. 

Aren’t we, says whom?

22 minutes ago, No2 said:

Clattenburg quit the PL in 2017 to go to Saudi, to replace Howard Webb, who had earned his coin already.

 

Added to that Michael Oliver didn't go to Saudi, he went to Abu Dabhi, which doesn't appear to have had any kind of investment in football terms. How anyone can look at Olivers decisions in City's favour and not scream corruption is beyond me. City fans used to have him down as a City hater, I know I used to have him as my ref of choice for big Liverpool games, he was the best by a mile. City knew that come the big games he's the one they would roll out so they bought him.

I think you need another shit.

No offence Trumo, but your introduction is becoming so very slightly repetitive.

Like reading GOT on here. 

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

“Why do birds suddenly appear “

35 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Take that shit to the Other Football thread.

That’s right. Without rules we are no better than the animals. Or Manchester City.

31 minutes ago, suzy said:

Thanks for missing the fist pumps Sky!

Don’t with Suzy. If you watch FA Cup highlights tonight you can catch Ten Hag doing them to celebrate beating Coventry on penalties.

2 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Elliot has had a poor game. 

It’s a bit worrying that he just can’t seem to do it from the start

I’d literally just called him fucking shit haha

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

Coventry have pulled two goals back with 10 left to go 

Is that today? Please let it be a 3-3