Saucepan

Looks brilliant in his movement off the beaten path. He`s not a mainstream player and looks like he`s just about started on his incline to greatness... And he`s already past the hill of getting his first few goals.

Rock solid piece of business.

Phew! We were about to spend fuckloads of money on a fucking centerback.

I bum em` young ?

I did tried to do a search for "Pogba dive" to watch it on youtube and I istinctivily typed in "Drogba Dive" instead

The brain sure is a funny old thing...

Sterling next to announce he`s done with international football?

ALT+130 = é

"wicking sweat from the body"... what sort of black magic they put in this shirt now?

Bring back the white and green checkerboards

Black shirts matter

Schweinsteiger looks more and more like a young Gary Busey

Just remember:
"Half Your Age Plus Seven"

Fucking excellent result.

 

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!

No nope, see, that`s exactly what they want you to think.

The prices were already to high. They made them higher, then reverted back to the old prices that are still to fucking high.

Without doing a single fucking thing other than release two seperate statements they sold you the exact same shit but managed to make it seem less shittier.

I really do think he needs to go see an optician.

Can we please stop signing French players with duckfeet who`s last names ends with "kho" ?

It shouldn`t be that hard.

Nil satis nisi optimum MY ASS!

The fuck is wrong with Ibe, looks like he`s only going half-speed since he came on?

Flanagan has taken out two players now, he`s on a tear tonight

1.

Lucas!

Luuucas Leiva!

Leader of the Reds midfield!

(to the tune of Davy Crocket)

2. Benteke

3. Ibe

Please don`t hire Jürgen Klinsmann

Please don`t hire Jürgen Klinsmann

Please don`t hire Jürgen Klinsmann

Please don`t hire Jürgen Klinsmann

Where do the hip young people get their illegal (preferably not arabian commentated) streams from now a days?

Potatoes!

Holy fuck our transfer comittee has run amok, what the fuck is going on?!?!

Joe Blow

Looking forward to seeing him not link up with Balotelli.

See now, that's just being a dick. He'll link up with Ings...