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lol At some of you still thinking I'm the guy you've found from Facebook.

Brb y0 goin to watchz United Spurz g4me innit

It's pretty disgusting that you lot have to bring Munich into the discussion. I've been classy enough not to mention anythinh about Hillsborough or Heysel, so why must you make Munich comments?

I don't. Used to post on Red Issue but you're not aloud to have any fun on there. I prefer multi team forums such as vital football to do my posting on - it's much better to have banter with rival fans. And I did not make a Munich jibe.

Would you like me to prove that my name is not Phil Durham?

I'm a scat porn star.

I love scat porn.

I logged on to stop you lot tracking down that Phil Durham bloke, because I'm a nice person.

I'm not arsed. United will win the league regardless.

I'm not getting upset. At first I found it funny that you were all getting wet over the thought you had tracked me down, when you hadn't. But now I see that you are planning to make contact with the bloke you think is me via his Facebook or via people at his university, I thought I'd come on to tell you that you are barking up the wrong tree, afterall, I don't want to see an innocent bloke get any hassle because of me. And my solicitor comment was in jest.

No it isn't. You've failed miserably to track me down. I've already explained in the other thread that it is impossible to track an exact, or even an approx, location from an IP address. Only the ISPs themselves have that information. Theb loke you have found is not me, if it makes you feel big to pretend that it is and hurl abuse is way, them go ahead. For the record, I'm not even on Facebook. Sorry to piss on your bonfire, but if I had been 'owned', I wouldn't be back here making it worse for myself. PhilDurham88@gmail.com is an email address I mae up for the purpose of Wumming. I would not use my real name. So so far, you have a fake name, and a town that isn't even close to where I live. Good look trying to track me down with that.

Are you thick? I've already said that the person you've 'tracked down' is not me. Nottingham? I've never even been there. None of you understand how IPs work. You can't simply perform a Whois search to find the location of one. The location on a whois search (or any other similar searches) display the location of where the ISP server has handed out the IP. Try it yourself, if you don't believe me. Use What Is My IP Address? - IP Address Lookup, Internet Speed Test, IP Info, plus more to check your IP address, and then perform a location search, I guarentee you that your home town won't come up. So on what basis have you possibly concluded the bloke you have found is me? I am not from Derbeyshire o Nottingham, and my name is not even Phil Durham. Nice try, though.

Do you really think I would sign up to a forum with the intention of wumming using an email address which contains my full name and year of birth? You can think what you want. Search for all the Man United supporting Phil Durhams all you like, you'll be wasting your time.

You do know that the guy pictured isn't even me?

1. How have I/am I being slaughtered? 2. I think you'll find, with the exception of the opening post, I've been 'matey' throughout the thread. It's in my nature.

I am a bit of a cunt, yes. But we all love the taste of a cunt every now and then, don't we? That is why I'm still here.

I expected better, lads. I really did. So far, you've not only failed to track down the city I live in, but you've spectacularly managed to mess up by identifying the wrong person, convincing yourselves that it is me claiming that I've been owned. In actual fact, you've all been owned. By me. The greatest poster this forum has ever (and ever will) seen. It's been a pleasure. And I bet you expected me to make a Hillsborough or murderer jibe along the way? Well, I haven't, because I'm too classy. So I guess that makes me a wonderful human being as well.

Come on fellas, aren't you supposed to be hitting me with your witty banter and internet-ownage?

A bit of Duran Duran to set the mood of the thread.

I live alone. We'll have the house all to ourselves.

Do you? Will you come around for tea? Me, you and 23 Carra Gold around the dinner table. It will be a right barrel of laughs.

Hello pals. Have I missed anything? Anyone watch Deren Brown, by the way? I think he's fantastic.

What a great song. Let's all enjoy it together over a glass of ginger ale.

Bless.

You have yet to explain how.