sgerrard

to the above posters who are waiting for something funny..... believe me many people are already laughing at you on here. (ive had enough pm's telling me so anyway) i did wonder at the start, but now i realise that you guys really are geeks? i thought 1000's of posts might have been made "here and there" but it seems this is all you do, all day everyday lol fuckin how sad no wonder you havent got a sense of humour.... you often need pictures to make jokes now that really is poor....

"ripostes" lol fuckin hell some people just want to sound smart. i would shut the fuck up if i were you.......you have already been made to look an idiot.. dont push your luck. below are some posts from the "ngog has potential" thread: i really think you should get out more and stop worrying about these kind of things. if you dont like the thread dont fucking post in it? what is wrong with you..... it took me a while to work out what the fuck these two idiots were on about...im sure you guys have felt the same everytime you see them post.... now im thinking it is some kind of computer game, football manager score? lol fuckin hell lads, these two have nearly 10,000 posts between them and if that isnt enough computer time, when they take a break they play on the computer even more. so this is what you base your opinions on? see. exposed ....its not taking long this. i would like him to do well too, and he has looked sharp in pre-season, so maybe one more year without the weight of rafa telling him how to run, where to run, and what to do... we might see him progress? hope so. he was pretty shit under rafa, so this will be a good indication of how much he held back our players.

do you talk like this in the real world? you sound like a twat. stop stuttering, there is no need to be nervous... EDIT: to the normal people with brains on here, read above, notice how many of the people who are boring, lame cunts are the ones with 1000's of posts to their names? looks like i was right hey....

lol you actually replied to me all serious there.. fucking hell look mate, i clicked your name.....scanned your posts, got the jist....and soon realised your abit if a tit. your above reply only confirms what i thought....you cant think of any come backs so your using the old "your thick, cant you spell routine" weak......shows your lack of brain power and imagination. met plenty like you in my life, social retard. again see above, people on forums who cant think of anything funny to say always pick up on spellings, fullstops and other stuff that makes you sound even more boring. sort your life out mate, nobody likes a walking dicktionary. what does it matter, i got yoru attention and your here. welcome. read first post.......keep the replies funny please. nomore talking shit please. i reckon you were the youngest in yoru family....its always the kids that seek attention. everything else you wrote was boring and you talk alot of shit..... dont worry the wankers are slowly being exposed. so your a dj called lj then? wtf you fuckign idiot why cut and paste my whole reply then, come up with the above. how much fucking space did you waste there?! its my thread i knew you were aiming the reply at me.....for fucks sake. this already shows you thick you are. lol. no offence meant mate. and that really made me laugh, glad you got a sense of humour. ok one last thing...... this thread isnt a playground slanging match, i have told you what its all about, so now your aware im going to stick to replying to football based opinions....or anything else i pick up on that i want to reply to. ynwa

why the fuck have you got a pic of gus poyet in your profile? lol fucking hell, i dont even need to bother with people like you. you idiot this is a liverpool website. you also made a thread about "bounty bars"...... was it supposed to be funny? abit like your gus pic? cus your name might be gus? please shut the fuck up now. you've embarrassed yourself. another guy who nearly exploded becuase i used too many capital letters once.... how the fuck am i supposed to entertain somebody so boring? "is that it?" thats all it will ever be for a guy like you. go and wank over your dicktionary. this is a man who said he pissed his pants when everton re-signed alan stubbs, and if we sign aurelio it would basically make him feel the same. what a fuckin knob, that one post makes you sound liek a right dikhead. also you have been bragging that you pull "sickies" at work.....bit like micheal owen?.....whose the manc? too easy. lol its in your fucking name my god, no need to put you on the radar, your posts will do that. bisexual use your imagination its just aimed at people with a large number of posts, who obviously spend way too much time on here.....and in that time talk alot of shit. what has the memebers list got to do with people talking shit and knowing nothing about football?

First of all id like to apologise for the lateness of my reply. but unlike the 10,000+ posters, i have other shit to do..outside of my bedroom. what on earth?! hazel...babe...thats no way for a women to talk...girls that go to watch the football become more "blokey by the day".....very un classy. thanks mate, nice to know some people have a sense of humour on here. lol nice name..... agreed im not here to make freinds, just to educate a few people about a sport called foobtall. so "negging me" really isnt going to cut it im afraid. i wont forget your name in a hurry, class! but be warned this doesn tmean i liek you, and if you talk shit in your posts, i will be here to destroy your confidence and football opinion. is this thread likely to get me banned?.....thats becoming abit of a common thing with me on forums.....perhaps i should tone it down a little? nah fuck it, i have enough freinds in the real world. lol how the fuck did you manage to sound so boring in 2 sentences? now this is what im talking about, shit joke slike this.......your on my radar. disagree? low budget film, its going to have a shitty ending. britney? shut up you knob and get a proper name. e-fight i lke your user name, so your not on the hitlist yet, but there is plenty of time for you to talk shit. thansk kev, hope you enjoy the ride. please go back and read the first post...you have talked alot of shit, already. not a good idea......your on the rador also. patience, if i had time to reply instantly id be in with the 10,000+ boys, very soon...and we all know which way they are heading. since your obviously not very observant, id say your fucked already mate. thsi isnt going to end well either, ill probably get banned, but i will go down e-fighting..thansk for your concern though. roger, over and out. thanks, gap...im filling that gap wont be hard to be honest, have you read some of these guys footballing opinions....i should run a night class. again, nice name. oh no its fatboy slim, on the decks, given out reps..... shut up u cock, i dont give a fuck about negging me. how fucking stupid, you dont like capital letters?..how the fuck do you ever write out a letter? or a job application? is this the reason your a dj?.. fuckin sheltered life you've lead, saving up money for a chocolate bar?.....what a cunt your dad must have been.... i wont forget your name, dont worry. once a cunt always a cunt..it will shine through in yoru posts. yes, im a little unstable, i admit. i want to help you in life. dont ever go around talking to real people like this, they will punch you in the face. i think you've got the award for the most boring post ever on any forum worldwide. OK i think ive replied to those i wanted to. This is a very busy forum, and if i replied in all the threads (were you guys talked shit) it wouldnt get much notice. so i think its best , if i replied to you in here. that way you can all shit yourselves with worry everytime this thread ends up near the top of the board. as the next post could be about you. discalimer: i take no responsiblity in people commiting suicide, or having a break down becuase of what i say to them.so think twice before you press submit. ynwa

I have been posting here a short space of time, but i have already noticed that alot of people who have 1000's of posts to their name are the biggest idiots on here. there is a gang culture on here, many of whom have 10,000+ posts. cant be arsed to name them all, but now im here, im going to shut you up one by one. alot of the guys with lots of posts talk the most shit...that scares me, as it shows you care about the club but in the wrong way....you havent got a clue.... and from today im going to rip all of you apart if you talk shit about the club i love. my replies wont be personal, ill make them as funny as i can, and if you have any brain cells or a sense of humour, you'll reply in the same way... let the games begin you pricks.

lol my god what the hell is wrong with you? "youve got too much to say for yourself"....and then you go and rant at him?! seriously im glad i joined this forum, your getting exposed day by day.and ive only been posting a week or two.... so now we have revelaed your the biggest dickhead in here..... its time to weed out the rest. it seems that people with 1000's of posts are the biggest knobs on here. in fact im going to start a thread about this. i have enough evidence now. dont worry mate, im here now, ill expose them one by one, read my replies to many of these people...ive shut plenty of them up in a very short space of time. they cant even reply with anything funny... this will be fun.

think it would look quite good, red jersery, white shorts, red trainers.... as said above though....you better be a good player if your going to wear red trainers!

yea what a stupid colour for a liverpool fan to wear.... red

yea thats exactly what it is, had benitez said this nobody would have batted an eye lid you got some serious issues anger managment? why slate him like that just for saying the obvious? there is nothing "potentially" wrong with what roy said stop trying to read between the lines you knob.

scored a goal from the half way line... new xabi alonso?

go and have a cold shower mate he is right..... all we ever do at liverpool is have discussions......discussions in the press....about us. dont you want the man to do his talking on the pitch.....and win games? he isnt jose mourinho

oh dont be so fucking soft there is nothing in this press confrence.....nothing at all. the man said he wasnt happy at not having all his players available. thats it. its his first competitve game in charge and he obviously wants to get off to a winning start. people are asking him about formations and tactics, but whatever formation or tactics he plays.......they wont be the same with all the first team back now will they? give the guy a bloody chance, are you that stupid that you cant see the media is already trying to put him under pressure?, from day one....like they do with every liverpool manager....sad thing is......many of our fans buy into it and help stur the pot even more.

its the former sadly... rafa's tactics, and handling of players meant many (too many) lost all confidence to play their natural game. many players turned shit under rafa and i think we'll know see quite a few players playing alot better.

you have done that alot in this thread already. im not even going to bother with your last reply to me......the evidence is all in your posts, your trying to back track on everything you say when someone proves you wrong. i honestly dont think you've played or watched much football....and it shows in your posts.

ok so your thoughts arent media led? yet you say toulalan has been dubbed "the white viera".....by who then?.....you?......lol just shut up mate your digging an even bigger hole for yourself. oh im sorry you didnt get reports that milan and arsenal wanted him from the media.....the player phoned you himself did he?.....again shut the fuck up, your talking shit. this is a quote from you above: "The french need I remind you had Domenech as their manager, a man who didn't take Benzema and kicked Anelka out of the squad" yet now your saying he shouldnt have taken benzema? lol what the fuck are you smoking?.....make your fuking mind up. ben arfa is shit, he is a fucking show pony like denilson, we have played against him many times and he has done fuck all against us. now please just shut up, your making youself look very stupid here. yes banega and parker are better options than pissing 15-20 million on toulalan......... now please, i dont want to destroy you anymore, i want you to have confidence in life and i feel bad as it is already.....but you keep coming up with som much crap its hard not to rinse you. give it up.

i know everyone wants to reply to this, but please, allow me..... kuyt has the worst first touch of any attacking player in the league. he can control a ball, rolling on the floor, with his shin......that in itself has amazed biologists all around the world. he lacks visions, he cant link the play well, very often a sweeping move will break down with hispoor touch or inability to play the right pass. he makes very poor decisions in the final third. he cant beat the full back on the outside.....he MUST come back inside, or roll it back to his fullback..this often results in attacks losing momentum and allows the opposition to re-group. he has got no pace. he is predictable, ho many times did full backs just show him inside last year?, and the stoned dutchman took his rusty legs off the touchline and narrowed the pitch time and time again.... l

look i keep telling you.... take your time, think before you press submit...think about it....make it funny. i think its time you left your bedroom mate, its not working out for you in there... i know what you thought "this is all i need, a 2 litre bottle to piss in, pot noodles and an internet connection" but 5 years later.......was it a good idea?

oh shit i forgot about this guy..... everytime i have seen him play, he has looked really good. spot on mate! he can dribble, pass, tackle....very well. we have been linked with him before this season and if he is avilable id take him over anybody else mentioned in this thread, scott parker included. looks a very good prospect.

we had a player called bruno cheyrou, and he was the next zidane.. your thoughts are obviously media led. you cant be assed to press multi quote and reply to everyone who has teken the time to reply to YOUR thread?!....same way you cant be arsed to watch football....and just read the papers to make your opinion? if milan and arsenal were so interested why did we never see them make a bid?..again.....paper talk. if you had watched any spanish football last year you would have seen that benzema really struggled, he lost all form and has no confidence...he hardly got a game and looked lost in a better league.......he was right not to be picked for the world cup sqaud, based on form. ben arfa?...... my god, this says it all about you. was denilson the best player ever in your eyes?

first of all i never said he peaked 3 years ago. he has never peaked his name has been around for years yet nobody big has ever tried to sign him...ask yourself why? your next point about him "schooling" us last year is so fucking stupid. we lost 19 games last year you knob, everybody fucking schooled us....or were you to busy watching french football to notice? saying he is immense is just a joke, the man cannot pass a ball, he lacks pace, and in the premiership he would get found out so quickly its not even worth talking about. you say he can pass to feet over short distances?.....backwards perhaps?....rewind his world cup games and see how many mistakes he makes. 15-20 million, and you think thats a good price for someone who plays in france, hasnt won anything of any note, and played for a team in the most important position on the pitch.......and lost 3 games......shamefully. he was at the hub of that team, and he did nothing to make them play better, at all.

15/1 on betfair mate

lol the above few replies show that people do have a sense of humour on here. i was begining to wonder....

Toulalan i stopped reading after that he is crap...never done anything worthy of any note in any game. did you watch the world cup? he is shit..always has been aswell.....reason nobody wants to sign him too. scott parker is a much better choice but, west ham today said they would not sell to any club at any price.