Chip Butty

Just polished off half a pack of Nice and half a pack of Fruit Shortcakes. 
 

You just can’t beat plain simple biscuits. 

Cheers lads. It is a feat of engineering dedicated to a clean and fresh bum hole. 

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

When having a boiled egg. I like my soldiers to be cold. Well buttered, but cold. 
 

I feel they’re better prepared to do battle with the yolk that way. 
 

Cold toast (again generously buttered) is good for dipping in soup as well. 

There’s nowt queer as folk. 

Lid closed

Lid open 

A sit down washer, seeing as I am the newly proud owner of a GMF 7035 Japanese shower toilet. 

 

Before I went away on Tuesday, the heating brokeded. Diagnosed the issue as the expansion vessel, ordered a replacement, got back Friday, compared and all was good  -  drained the whole system this morning, replaced the vessel, primed the system, ran up, cleared a pain in the arse air lock and we now have a fully operational deaths star of a central heating system. Oh yes. 

1 nil me. 

I'd rather have ago at eating the pier, than that monstrosity.

6 hours ago, Mook said:

Brewer's Fayre, Southend on Sea. £10.99 all you can eat job, pretty much as expected. It filled a hole, one point deducted because the English bastards have no haggis option so 5/10.

 

So fucking nasty they served it on a road sign........what did the sign say?... STOP eating shit

Hedley! 

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Mitchum or De Niro?

I’d immediately plumb for De Niro, but Mitchum played it quite sinister. So I’ll have to sit on the fence and say the character as a whole, T. 

11 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I got taken to the Duck & Waffle in London yesterday. I'd been told the breakfast was amazing there, but I wasn't impressed. The black pudding was nice, but that was a side. Dunno the cost, but I think about 60 odd quid for 2 including tea & the sides. I wouldn't be paying that's for sure. 

 

Pretentious shite. 

Elmer Fudd

Keyser Soze

Shere Khan

The Phatom Flan Flinger

The Child Catcher

Davros

Warden Norton

The Wicked Witch of the West

The Borg Queen

Max Cady(Cape Fear)

In town - Ma Bo

Out of town - Cherry House(Ormskirk) 

I really hate this fixture, their team and that ground, and now, of all weekends, we’ve got to go there.
I really have picked the wrong week to give up glue sniffing. 

45 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Got to be Suicide is Painless by the Manics.

M*A*S*H 4077

The selfish prick and Ga-Ba, was better than him anyway. 

Inmninonative - like dead clever an’dat. 

2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I'm trying not to say "Okey dokey" quite so much, as I feel this slightly diminishes the badass jefe look I'm going for.

Been out today putting in the Allium sets: rows of Picardy White garlic, red and white onions and new this year elephant garlic. Doesn’t look much now, though hoping in about 3-4 weeks it should well be sprouting shoots.

Chillis and tomatoes have been moved from the heated propagator, to their own individual pots. Spuds are chitting and sowing parsnips, Pak-Choi and cucumber next week. 

Good for the soul to get out and do a bit. 

56 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Lenny Henry in my mind is truly worthy of the knighthood for all he has done over the last 40 years with Comic Relief and he seems a genuinely sound human being.

 

That said, I really don't find him funny in the slightest.

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6 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

New mural down by the Arena.

Someone will graffiti that with a milky style paint. All over her face no doubt.

Take no prisoners at the bar, respect is earned, and always, always go for the birds with the big tits and low self esteem. 
 

Dune 2

Loved it. If I as going to critique - the emperor should have been like the 80’s original…. sorry, but Christopher Walken, whilst being a boss actor, ain’t no universal emperor and the other one being it felt rushed at the end, seems odd for a film at 2hrs 40-ish, but the last hour or so, felt rushed.

Anyway, sound as, and I’ll undoubtedly go and watch it again. 

=24

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