Mudface

Just now, Creator Supreme said:

Remember that photo, looks like a budgie with elephantiasis!

Yeah, she's a bit broad athwart t' beam.

Wilma...

27 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

 

The sausage looks like a duck billed platypus's syphilitic dick.

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

Andrea Jenkyns?

Yep. Lovely lady.

10 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

My late brother in law told us a story about one of the lads in his old platoon. They were on a weekend leave and had all gone out on the lash and this lad copped off with some bird.

She was all over him and he ended up going back to hers where he rattled her all night. 

Anyway, he falls asleep and when he wakes up in the morning, the shagging resumes. He flips her over and is banging her doggy style and there's her ring piece all in all its glory winking at him. Complete with worms.

 

I thought it a likely story until years later when we were on his stag night and a few of his old platoon mates were there, all reminiscing and telling funny stories when it got confirmed.

It turned out that the lad concerned had had his tongue up her hoop and had to go and see the Medical Officer after developing them himself.

 

I need to stop reading this forum when I'm having breakfast.

8 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Not sure what any of this has to do with fucking Sunak.

I know, I bet he's a cracking shag.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68618210

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Chelsea Supporters Trust says fans have "significant concerns" about the club's future in a lengthy letter to co-owners Todd Boehly and Behdad Eghbali.

It says feeling among fans is at its lowest since the early 1980s and is close to "irreversible toxicity".

Despite a record outlay on players since the new owners took over in 2022, Chelsea are 11th in the Premier League.

"The current mood amongst supporters is critically low and cannot be ignored," CST's letter said.

"The feeling that the club has become a 'laughing stock', both on and off the pitch, is growing."

 

20 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Why are the Premier League dragging this out?  They must know that 777 aren't fit & proper. Is it because they're scared to pull the trigger and send Everton into administration?

Maybe they're actually doing due diligence for once and demanding commitments from 777. Either way fucks them though, they're either going into administration or getting broke, shit owners with the potential to put them into administration.

7 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

there are people in this country who genuinely believe the 97-2010 period was worse than the last 13 years.

All them forrins came in and took our jobs.

13 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Has it got anything to do with the various prosecutors or complainants trawling his social media feed? Or has Hunter Biden's Laptop finally taken matters into its own hands? 

Link works fine for me. Nothing worth reading there, mind.

5 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Retired T.A.? Did he retire just before the Falklands like a lot of them did? 
 

 

8 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

 

They want war reparations? Fucking mental.

26 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

You'd just have the best time.

All 3 seconds of it.

45 minutes ago, Red74 said:

I’d love to know how they were allowed to let over £200 million mysteriously disappear from the declared 3 year losses. 

Well, just like Heysel, both world wars and not getting a throw in an hour into a game they were 2 down in, events affect Everton far, far more than every other team going because they're orchestrated by the Powers That Be to keep a sleeping giant down.

Surely he knows some helpful guys who'll offer him good terms?

1 hour ago, KMD7 said:

If she's dead I'm going to be very upset.

 

 

She refuses to do pegging though. 1/10, would not bang.

13 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

Aye but our decision making in the final third was fucking abysmal & we needed a load of deflections to score our goals.

That 5-on-2 was absolutely pathetic, we'd probably have done better with a 3-on-2 as the three on the right of Gakpo just seemed to get in each others' way.

1 minute ago, Curly said:

I actually can’t work out how

It's under your account-

37 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

 

How it's only just creeping up to 500million global box office is beyond me, Denis Villeneuve's film just don't seem to hit with the average movie goer.

 

Not that 500 million is bad (or the 650 it's projected to end up at) but it's unlikely to end up around 800 to a a billion it should be.

I'm actually surprised it's that high, it's exceeded the first film already. I wonder if it being on Netflix for a while before the second part was released really gave it a push as I can't imagine you'd go to see it unless you saw the first part.

56 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

GB News shows hosted by MPs broke Ofcom rules - BBC News

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"Ofcom is obliged by law to promote free speech and media plurality, and to ensure that alternative voices are heard."

Its latest decisions "contravene those duties" and raise "serious questions about Ofcom's oversight over its own regulations", the channel added.

 

Alternative voices? My arse.

16 minutes ago, Curly said:

Fuck me. That ignore button is dangerously close to getting christened

1 hour ago, Preston Red said:

Let's not forget that these cunts have a deal with the fucking devil.

 

Spawny fucking cunts. I hope Coventry absolutely bum them. Not a polite bumming. A full on major bumming that leaves arses hanging like a wet chamois.

 

Not gone too far there, have I?

No, no, keep going... nearly there, don't stop.

30 minutes ago, an tha said:

The absolute state of these whoppers...

 

Let's not forget that Everton won 1 game out of 6 in the Europa League group stages last time they made it to European competition. They can only dream of reaching the heights of the Sparta Prague team they're comparing to Salford City.

 

 

 

I take it James has been sent to Coventry. He'll flourish there, like Simms.

The hordes of rampaging Muslamics on their hate marches are surely a bigger factor than nobody having any fucking money?