Mudface

21 minutes ago, Strontium said:

There's another 20 minute video of his OJ jokes floating around too. Just sorry that Norm didn't live to see this moment. Top 10 all-time stand-up, easy.

30 minutes even. Didn't even know he'd done this, it's just reletentless- great stuff.

18 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I'm quite proud mate, like I say it'd be great to have a proper go, run a proper campaign and see what happens.

 

I've seen people run as a paper candidate and lose by 700 votes, then a few years later after running proper campaigns they've won the same ward by 300-400 votes.

I got 934 votes in mine after a bruising campaign for Labour, where I did absolutely fuck all. Three Tories got in that year, they're down to 1 now the complacent pricks.

5 hours ago, coachpotato said:

But will any further deduction happen this season, or apply to this season?

Sure I read it would only apply to next season. So after last season's deduction not being applied until this season, yet again it looks like they'll get away with their cheating.

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

Yeah, going to watch that at some point. 

It's on YouTube, 720p only, but still.

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

On the subject of King, I'm currently reading Different Seasons and it's staggering how he is able to create such unique stories in totally different genres. I love Stand By Me and like Shawshank Redemption (Prefer The Green Mile) but Apt Pupil was a new one for me, it's great. It's like he's on a completely different wavelength than anyone else in regards to story creation and ideas. I'm sure he's a fucking alien, he looks like one.

 

It's horrible that story, in the best sort of ways. I haven't seen it, but the film adaptation is supposed to be pretty good too.

24 minutes ago, AdamD said:

Yet again dubious accounting practices come to light

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/apr/12/everton-paid-30m-interest-lender-rights-media-funding-links-with-tax-exile-documents-suggest

Just read that. And they've got the fucking nerve to bleat about corruption...

3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

If you did a poll on the GF, a sizeable % would say he was innocent just to be contrarian. 

No they wouldn't.

2 hours ago, Reckoner said:

Never missing an opportunity to post this as it’s fantastic.

 

Nice. Not sure that 'ale ale ale ale' quite scans, though it's a great idea.

Libertines- Up the Bracket. Mentions Valance Road (where the Krays used to live) and Cally (Caledonian) Road, where Pentonville prison is located.

U2 being cunts-

11 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Sir Big Keith less of a shit than Wilson.

 

If elected goes stright in at #1 bestest Labour leader everest now.

 

 

Hard to see how the Labour party can survive this, never mind Starmer. Devastating expose.

26 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

didnt prince harry dress up as a nazi?

Just copying his great-great uncle. Again.

52 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Watching celebrity masterchef and Sam Quek has made Sui Mai and had to explain to all of them including the 3 guests what Sui Mai are?!!! How can you go through life not knowing what Sui Mai is. Fuck off 

That's ridiculous, everyone knows that it's a type of traditional Chinese dumpling and in Cantonese cuisine, it is usually served as a dim sum snack. The cognoscenti- like me- also know that in addition to accompanying the Chinese diaspora, a variation of shumai also appears in Japan as shūmai (焼売), and various southeast Asian countries and Australia as dim sim.

1 hour ago, Code said:

That the ball is in play before it leaves the box.

 

https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/news-the-new-goal-kick-rule-change-a-primer

 

 

It was supposed to stop time wasting where a defender would play the ball before it left the box and the kick would be reset. Naturally, it's introduced a new type of time wasting where the goalie farts around positioning the ball with 2 defenders in the box, then eventually motions everyone up field.

5 hours ago, SasaS said:

Now the title has gone, we must focus on the Europa.

5 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Please tell me this is sarcasm.

(It's so hard to tell these days.)

Nah, we'd be better off throwing this and making sure we finish in the top 4/5.

14 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

What a load of shite. So Middle East autocracies will still be given the nod of they want to buy a club as we can’t risk our trade selling them fighter jets and various other weapons. 

 

Well they've sold off our utilities and infrastructure to foreign state-owned companies to their own countries' benefit, so this looks about right.

20 hours ago, Curly said:

Just rustled this up. Not a full breakfast admittedly, and it’s pretty much lunch time so more brunch, but aside from that you can all fuck off.

 

Depsite being a staunch pro beaner, I’ve realised that they have always given me grief, so I keep them for beans on toast only now. What’s in there is perfect. Absolutely perfect, and anyone who says otherwise is either envious or a cunt.

The sausages look like a drowning victim's fingers.

Amazed this isn't on page 1. A not really football-interested friend came round and watched 20 minutes of this, his most pertinent comment was asking when Salah last scored when cutting back in and trying to curl one into the goal. I couldn't say, he tries this a couple of time a game it seems, but I honestly can't remember the last time he pulled it off. He's always been really profligate, but really needs to step up now, he's been way below his usual standards since his purple patch over a year ago. We're often prone to a mistake at the back, but it's nothing compared to what he's been doing up front.

At a couple of Brighton corners in that Arsenal game, Rice was basically blocking off Dunk like it was American 'football'. Not surprisingly, he got away with it.

In the least surprising news ever, right wing groups are deluging the police with complaints under one of the most misguided and ridiculous laws ever enacted- https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/apr/07/police-spammed-with-complaints-by-neo-nazis-under-new-scottish-hate-law

12 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

Don’t use Twitter as much these days but this was elegant online takedown. 

 

https://x.com/dieworkwear/status/1776809993146355798?s=46

That was interesting- cheers. Who is this 'considerably richer than yow' cunt?

From the BBC-

Sure, just change the non-scoring attackers, dreadful, non-creative midfielders, shaky defence and weirdly erratic 'keeper, that'll do the trick.

20 minutes ago, Trumo said:

It's generally the way Aussies pronounce it.

Probably why they were deported in the first place.