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Have The Shite always sung that high pitched ‘ooooo’ in their Everton song?

Fucking embarrassing.

Resigning Mike Gordon will save Liverpool millions.

11 hours ago, No7 said:

He's got massive ears.

Can Ol’ Big Ears win us Ol’ Big Ears?

50 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

He's quick for a slow player.

I’m confused as to whether these fall under pace goals or not?!

In the Wolves game and today he’s started anticipating things again and is playing more on the front foot rather than chasing people (which he’s shite at due to his lack of pace).

Much better.

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Was that who the co-commentator was? Wrote during the game that he reeked of Blueshite.

I thought it was Leon Osman!

9 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

Whilst not necessarily my favourite, this one reminded me of you Tuds...

 

Well I must say I’m shocked that it’s not a bucket.

Trumo can go in the summer if we don’t win this.

On 22/02/2023 at 10:32, Josef Svejk said:

Is it the long Covid or AIDS that ruined him? 

Covaid?

5 minutes ago, El Dangerous said:

Easier to wank to tbf.

Can confirm.

4 hours ago, mike23 said:

You really have to wonder why it has been allowed to go on for so long. Had it been dealt with sooner then in addition to 2 more titles we might also have an additional Champions League to our name. How different might that Champions League final last year have been if we hadn't gone into it after the soul destroying blow of losing out to them cheats on the last day of the season yet again? If we hadn't had to go balls out in every single game in the run in for months while Real Madrid in contrast had their league wrapped up with weeks to go? The pessimist in me just feels that even if they somehow end up experiencing a severe punishment for this that it will all end up being too late for us and it will be other teams who benefit from it. Maybe Klopp can build another great team from the current ruins, but it all feels like a big if at the moment. 

Ifithadnabinfor…….?

Klopp needs to get him on the left and Nunez back in the middle. Give them a run of games in their favoured positions.

Sunday was his best game so far IMO. He held the ball up relatively well at times and played some good balls out wide to Mo…..he does lack that explosive speed over the first few yards but he seemed to get up to a decent speed when he turned the defender in the 2nd half and had space to run in to.

He does seem a bit timid and tires as the game goes on. The team really is struggling to create chances at the moment though so it’s difficult to judge him fully. 
 

He’s not alone in just being very ‘meh’ at the moment.

38 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Pity we can’t buy a win!

Have you not seen our phone bill this month? Naby Keita’s in the shit cos John Henry specifically said reverse charge calls only.

19 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Youve jinxed it no, Grizz says announcements soon, so it’s definitely not happening.

 

 

I don’t follow him, but like IK, look at their tweets for a giggle. This jabroni has Media Personality in his bio. What a fucking tit.

I didn’t read that as him saying there’s an announcement soon. Just that because of the amount of rumours and uncertainty around the club at the moment the owners should really put out a statement to try and settle it all down.

41 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

'Team Bellingham' !!!!

 

Ugh, move on to someone else.

Team Bellingham is basically his family….his Dad acts as his agent.

Don’t want this to come across as ‘look at me’ but my sister used to go out with his Dad and Jude’s grandad taught me French at school. They are a lovely family and really down to earth. You should have no concerns whatsoever about ‘Team Bellingham’.

Yet despite the two of you having something in common that you have kindly pointed out, you have managed to get that spectacularly wrong.

Sell Alisson over Kelleher? Fuck off.

Holy shit.

7 hours ago, Lee909 said:

Any ideas what that said? Can’t find that tweet.

It’s all a load of bollocks anyway but it’s a welcome distraction from the shite on the pitch.

9 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Liverpool will receive a formal offer next month. Conveniently after the transfer window closes.

I know what you’re getting at and you are most probably right.

However at the same time wouldn’t a potential buyer also be a bit daft to buy a club this month? They’d be expected to come and spunk a load of cash immediately.

At least that’s the line I’m telling myself….saves myself from the pain of the harsh truth that we are shit and no-one wants to buy us.

Could it be that Brighton want to keep Caicedo as long as possible but will let us have him towards the end of the month? And especially after they’ve played us?

Please tell me that’s what’s happening. Please.

On 07/01/2023 at 15:49, Pete said:

Started watching The Conners and noticed Katey Sagal has a regular role.

It’s Rod Stewart!

11 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

I'll just leave this here. 

 

 

They can fuck right off with that!

Would love Musah and Thuram….therefore it won’t happen.

10 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Khephren Thuram

 

I'm in

 

 

 

 

 

He certainly fits the bill. 
 

21, 6ft 4, seems relatively pacey and skilful….can make a tackle too.

1 hour ago, Crazy Dave said:

Been linked with that Musah lad, the American midfielder at Valenica. Exactly the type of player our midfield needs in my opinion. 

 

He's got British nationality as well after spending time in Arsenal's academy. Does he meet the rules to be classed as a homegrown player??

Where has the link come from?