Herp McDerp

16 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I’ve worked over 70 hours this week. Was due to finish at 8 this morning after a 24 hour shift and the plan was to come home, quickly empty my balls, have a kip and then spend the day chilling out in the kitchen, cooking a roast with a few glasses of red and G&T’s. 

 

Cunt taking over from me this morning rang in sick, I can’t leave unless a meds trained member of staff is here so stayed on until 1 o’clock. 

 

I get home to her happily announce she’s boxed up loads of shit and has found someone on Facebook taking donations who then spreads it around her local community. 

 

I call bollocks, she argues against it and insists we take a dozen boxes of toys, books, CD’s and DVD’s to this ‘charity’ she found on Facebook. 

 

I then have to clear the boot out, put the back seats down and load the car. 

 

“Don’t be so miserable, it’s only over the road and you’re helping poor people”. 

 

8 miles down the A38 she gets us lost as she knows where she’s going but they’ve changed the name of the road...

 

Finally find this place and it screams crack den just parking on the same street. 

 

I tell her it’s bollocks and it’s a scam. I’m again told I’m a miserable cunt with no social conscience (she voted for Nick fucking Clegg!).  

 

I empty the car, lump everything up to this shithole to be answered by the dictionary definition of two brownheads. 

 

I look at Claire and just walk off. 

 

I’m sat in the car waiting for her and can see she’s talking to them for a good few minutes before she comes back. 

 

She gets in the car and says “I don’t think they are running a charity, I think you should go back and ask for it all back”.

Christ. I take it you'll be turning yourself in and confessing to a murder soon? 

Great, we can look forward to a Bale wankathon all next week now.

5 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

It seems as though every team that's taken points off us recently goes to pot right afterwards.

We brokeded them.

All jokes aside, i doubt it's got very much to do with them raising their game against us, we're just absolutely fucking useless at the moment.

I'm not gonna lie, this whole schtick where a team beats us and then turns to shit right after is beginning to wear real thin now.

1 minute ago, LFC 6 Times said:

The wheels might come off now for Leicester. 

Another Brendan masterclass coming over the remainder of the season you reckon?

Yeah and hopefully the Mancs and Chelsea play out a 9-9 draw with 3 players each sent off for dangerous conduct later on. We desparately need to beat Sheffield, the team's confidence is already shot, fuck knows how they'd handle losing to that side. 

1 minute ago, an tha said:

Last week was when we reached rock fucking bottom, wasn't it?...wasn't it?.....

Hopefully, but I think this one is going to be a slog. If Adrian an our patchwork defence can hold out for the first 20 minutes or so we should be able to wear this lot down. Concede within the first half of the first half and we're fucked.

Well, shit.

We'll be fine, it's not like we're playing a team of massive grocks or anything.

Hopefully Arsenal get tonked today, they'd been slowly but surely closing the gap to us and I'd quite like to go back to laughing at them now.

9 minutes ago, belarus said:

Explain why and I might be able to

Iunno. Thyroid condition probably.

1 hour ago, belarus said:

Saying you don’t want him to manage us now is one thing, but to say you don’t ever want him here again is mind boggling. Based on what?

 

Also, with ‘Lampard-lite’ are you calling Gerrard a shit version of Lampard? If so...you fucking what??

Lampard is twice the man Gerrard is. Deal with it.

Just chucked $10 on Brewster to get the winner*

*Not really. Just pre-empting out local troll.

26 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Gerrard is forcing Klopp out

First Rafa and now Jurgen. Dont want this Lampard-lite within a million miles of our team again.

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

So which gobshites are on screwing-us-over duty tomorrow?

Adrian apparently.

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"The players get nervous. Too much voices. He whistles by the voices when some players shout. He does not have [it]. We are talking about the best competition and clearly he does not have the quality to whistle the game."

Nuno knows.

On 23/02/2021 at 22:11, alles ist gut said:

Darwin Prize

The clue was in the very first response to the post.

Oh no argument there, he's a cunt for what he's said too, both to Lukaku and now to Lebron.

12 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

They won the domestic treble and nobody give a shit because its like buying stuff with your parents money and passing it off as a product of your own success. An oil state is using its money as a PR exercise and in the process choking the game to death like an uppity cityzen revealing the truth. 

Made all the sweeter by the bald twat having the hump on for most of the following season as we'd pissed all over their parade with that comeback and subsequently lifting the one trophy he craves more than anything. 

I've nearly given myself a hernia watching this on repeat. I know I shouldn't laugh as she looks like she could be about ninety, but I just can't help losing mys hit everytime I watch it.

Undoubtedly.

I still maintain that Lebron is a bigger shitcunt than Zlatan in both literal and figurative terms. 

33 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Can't care equally about every issue, can you. Lebron cares about the black community because he's black. He is a bit of a hypocrite, but I don't know why anyone would expect him to care about Muslims in China. Zlatan is funny at times, but he's such an asshole. This was unnecessary by him. 

If he has no issue putting money before the lives of others who're unlike him then surely he should have no issue understanding why a large proportion of his fellow countrymen couldn't give two shits about black people either. After all maybe they just care about other issues. He's a twat.

Edit: Haha it's even worse than I remembered

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"We all talk about freedom of speech — yes, we do have freedom of speech," James said. "But at times, there are ramifications for the negative that can happen when you're not thinking about others and you're only thinking about yourself. I don't believe — I don't want to get into a feud with Daryl Morey, but I believe he wasn't educated on the situation at hand. And he spoke. And so many people could have been harmed, not only financially, but physically, emotionally, and spiritually. 

"So just be careful with what we tweet and what we say and what we do, even though, yes, we do have freedom of speech. But there can be a lot of negative that comes with that, too."

 

6 minutes ago, an tha said:

The fucking bench...

 

Sterling, Gabriel Jesus, Steffen, Laporte, Rodri, Bernardo Silva, Mendy, Joao Cancelo, Foden.

But how do they do it though? Guess we'll never know.

2 hours ago, aws said:

Whatever happened to Catch 22?  

Hounded out by the ART fuckwits.

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Mouthy little shit is telling Lebron James to stop speaking out on black issues and to concentrate on sport. Lebron fired off a salvo back, but missed the chance to tell Zlatan to keep his nose out of his business.

Lebron is a fucken idiot and a bigger cunt than Zlatan, he's all for standing up for human rights until it starts hurting his CCP sponsored millions.