House of Dirk

9 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Indeed. The media fully enabled a cunt who they knew to be an amoral, venal liar, utterly unfit for office, because he was box-office and he wasn't a democratic Socialist.

 

Feck off cup

Thats a very decent bunch of keepers. Kahn for me.

Im just glad we have 19/20 and the Champions League from the year before, when its becoming a circus like this

Fuck you Michael Howard

Cunts on the news still going on about Corbyn. Surprised it hasnt been laid at his door yet. Fucking move on cunts, fucking move on.

10 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Ahhh well, bought the little one a Nintendo switch today. Got a few kiddy games but saw mortal kombat as well. Gonna rip a few spines out of people and then have a cheeky wank. 

 A better value for money purchase than Citeh and Ole Big Ears.

Wootton and G Beebies cunts are all cry wanking and Im fucking here for it.

12 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Is he eloping with Nadine Dorries?

Hopefully to the Donbass

he needs to contract terminal shithouse dog AIDS

32 minutes ago, an tha said:

Ah but see when west ham are involved in agg in europe they are just lion hearted, salt of the earth brits, defending king and country against the those dirty foreigners - cry god, for 'arry and st. george.

 

Heroes every one of them.....

aNd tHeY sInG tHe aNtHeM

38 minutes ago, an tha said:

Absolute whopper with replica shirt on back to front...

 

Taking the no-look thing a bit far

Simão Sabrosa 4.0

10 hours ago, Reckoner said:

Don’t ever mock the Spectrum +2. Colin the Cleaner was a sublime game.

Colin the Cleaner is now Colin the Data Analyst

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Everton are recruiting a data analyst. No sniggering.

 

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3627357438/?refId=EQHKl1ZWQsSM%2BDBTDQQA6w%3D%3D&trackingId=EQHKl1ZWQsSM%2BDBTDQQA6w%3D%3D

 

You get to use high end tech though....

On 12/04/2023 at 14:44, Captain Howdy said:

In fairness GB news is comedy gold, I only started watching it a few weeks ago and it’s like a brass eye series, some genuinely great comedy. Lozza is so bad at his job it’s real popcorn munching stuff.

I dont know how you can watch it, even for shits and giggles. Admittedly, if I see Wootton with that Essex landlord cunt, the TV is in danger of being chokes lammed

1 hour ago, Strontium said:

Obviously the fan is reprehensible, but someone must have made the shirt in the first place, and it looks like a professional job, so which business thought that was an acceptable thing to do?

Could be a jarg shirt where its been customised and sent half way across the world by someone not knowing any better.

On 31/05/2023 at 15:09, TD_LFC said:

It's bad enough I have to pay for a Sky Sports subscription that gives me access to a fraction of the games being played but to see my money spent on this shit...

 

 

 

 Builds a case to just stick to livescore.

Dida was shit

If the Tories stopped being cunts, then people wont sing it.

And these pearl clutching channels like Talk TV and G Beebies, who spend their time fellating the Tory cunts.

Fuck them all. 

I am just here to call him a cunt.

12 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

He'll scald his dick!

Extreme version of American Pie

On 27/05/2023 at 20:55, Reckoner said:

I’ll probably just sit around wanking and eating those posh German biscuits

Thats what Keita has done all season

Need to do it properly next season and a points deduction to make damn fucking sure of it.

Never doubted you reds

Fuckoffesma this season