House of Dirk

grifters gonna grift

I love how we are expected to sell our players for 30 pence and half a bag of quavers

2 hours ago, redrosetints said:

Funky cold Medina 

Gives dogs shithouse AIDS

On 27/07/2023 at 09:13, AngryOfTuebrook said:

The replies to this.

 

Saw her play at the Fleadh Festival in Finsbury park circa 1998. Was playing in the smaller tent and was absolutely blown away. RIP 

17 hours ago, coachpotato said:

Splunk!
Isn’t that the sound they’d make when they hit the Championship?

Almost the same sound as most of us will make when they go down

It will cost more than the £60m we get to replace those minutes. 

Call off the search

Never seen this before

I knew this would happen but I didnt appreciate this would be so soon after losing my awesome boy.

A friend of mine in Milton Keynes fosters dogs with a view to rehoming.  She is looking after a couple of Cypriot Kokoni pups, who have had to be moved on from their forever home.

All being well, they are coming here in August. Ignore the names as they have now been changed.

49 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Cheers for this lads, thanks to my anxiety next time I have a headache I'll be on the co-op funeral site.

If its any consolation, its not your common garden headache,  My sisters had a couple of absolute zingers in the lead up to when her head went bang. One was at a family Easter lunch where I remember having to drive her home. Thought something was amiss at the time, but when do you go to A+E when you have a headache ?

Long overdue update here

My sister had a brain aneurysm in April 2016, which necessitated her having a metal plate to replace the part of the skull, that they had to drill into to save her life. She is very lucky to still be here, as she had numerous seizures afterwards, at differing points. Thankfully, not had one for nearly 7 years *touch wood*, although she now lives in residential care as her capacity is severely reduced. By a sheer weird coincidence, a classmate of hers from school, had an aneurysm a week or so after sis, although she didnt need the metal plate. She lives at home, but she has more physical infirmities rather than my sisters mental ones. Both women had recently become mothers, my niece was 6 months old when it happened, and her friend gave birth after her seizure.

Needless to say, its a fucking grim ailment which changes lives forever. I make no claim of being an expert but have been around enough patients to see the impacts. More often than not, those who have to be operated on tend to have less ability to have understanding, reasoning and capacity. And whilst its thankfully rare enough in relative numbers of population, most people tend to know someone who has sadly suffered,

Hope Van der Sar pulls through

On 27/06/2023 at 16:37, KMD7 said:

How the fuck does he qualify to be a Dragon, apart from being a cunt of course.

He shouldnt be anywhere near this, but he has a raft of business interests going on in investments, property and hospitality.

16 hours ago, Gnasher said:

All perfectly normal. Anderson is tory party chairman.

 

 

 

 

" I dont know if youre a man of your word!'

Given its Anderson.

56 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I wish you wouldn't have held back and told it really how it is.

I have emailed my apologies to frogs, who are beautiful creatures.

Calling Farage a 'racist, frog faced thundercunt' is the straw that broke Elon's back and I have been given my marching orders.

I wont be back.

14 hours ago, Daisy said:

Cunts

You dont need to sign your posts 

On 20/06/2023 at 08:24, littletedwest said:

Can't believe he's still about. I remember him being a cunt in Major's government when I was a kid. Now I'm old and he's still being a cunt.

Cash is part reptile

Allison does look the sex in this 

This absolute fucking legend crossed the rainbow bridge today. I am broken. He woul have been 15 in October. Absolute rude health until seizures yesterday completely done him. RIP Barney, mate

2 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

I’m looking forward to seeing which expedition this company plans next. Sending people to the moon by strapping them to a football and letting Charlie Adam boot a penalty with it, perhaps.

"Ten million pound penalties"

More appearances than Arthur

4 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

That was another Johnson gift, but from a year or two ago. 

Wasnt it because Williamson saw the Yeti making the beast with two backs ?