Paulie Dangerously

My predictions for the week:

 

David Weir - free

Brian McBride - £200k

Alan Stubbs - 1kg Trill

worth a flutter that *goes to Ladbrokes to stick a treble on it*

The newest one in Walton Vale by the Blackbull, the hoodies wrecked the last one so a new one was commissioned, its a Superblackbullbanana

It makes me cringe that of the 100+ of them around some of the cities shittest parts in the one local to me that gets wrecked. Morons

When I watch the game in my local this fella turns up to all the big games in his brand new shirt with his mates who aren't into football and sits in the middle of the boozer,singing at the top of his voice and getting every song wrong..... including YNWA. His mates look at him all starry eyed like he's somekind of super-fan.

 

he even sings 'Fernando Torres Liverpool's no.9' then hums the rest of the entire song, singing out random words he knows like 'armband'.

They are the worst kind of people, just shut up and listen to the song, learn the words then join in

The echo dropped the ball when Phil Babb was sold

"Excess Babbage" anyone?

Upper Centenary last row of season ticket holders here, you do get some classics.

"sweet silver song, of the dog"

"Leeeda pull, Leeda pull FC!"

"We bought the lad from sunny spain he's scores a goal it never rains"

These tend to stand out more because we don't really sing. I used to try and get it going but it never quite caught on up there...

I've been a few times, I'd recommend the Penne Carragher or any of the pizzas

Any woman who participated in the weight lifting in the olympics.

He's ace, Pompey all over him though I reckon.

An athletic player of african descent...yeah I think 'arry's got that one covered.

Doesn't happen to be an ex-england star as well does he?

Anichebe looking good for Nigeria...

Yeah the shite must be missing him...

Ref was a total arse. Neither were sending off offences.

I think the second one was a straight red, he just took a swing at him from behind, no-where near the ball, no intention to get the ball, just to trip the man.

First one was a bit iffy

If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next.

haha brilliant

 

Hmm perhaps the camera does him no favours but I wouldn't call him ugly. Taller than you'd imagine too.

 

Without doubt that is the gayest comment I have ever made.

Looks like he's from a H Samuel catalogue. You have to be a successful footballer before you can wear a diamonde earing, otherwise you're a twat AND you're not successful

*edit*

Jesus why did i think he had an earring? I must be seriously going mad...or maybe he just looked like he should be wearing one with a face like that *hangs self*

Thommo! Get that crazy bastard back

That's the idea. The shade is intended to put opposition strikers off. Judging by the scoreline, it's working so far.

I saw some article about it in the paper in pre season, the colour apparently makes Cech appear bigger then he is to the human eye, the effect making an oncoming striker shit himself and put it wider then he needs to to get around him. Hopefully missing. Still Nando wouldn't because he isn't human, he's a demi-god

Villa played in the UEFA Cup against Ifithadnabeenfer FC or whatever they were called, so that's why they are playing at 3pm. The 3pm game isn't shown.

Oh yeah that makes sense, the power of logic compells you!

Wish I'd stuck a fw quid on 4-0 or 5-0 now. Looking too easy

A healthy combination of the two.

 

Chelsea are looking great going forward but Portsmouth have defended like a sunday league team. Conversely, we haven't seen Chelsea's defence tested. Get at that Boswinga. He may be great going forward but he can't defend to save his life, belive you and me.

Champ man asside I haven't seen much of Boswinga, he looked good going forward in the Euros like.

Is the Villa/City match on anywhere? Seems strange to have a 3pm kick off on a sunday in the middle of 2 televised games

Chelsea are playing well.

Thats what I was afraid of

If it was steve mclaren it would e porthsmouth massive underdogsh struggling here.

Chelshi will be looking for a mashive shucshess this sheason, shtarting wish today

Can;t decide if Chelsea are playing well or Pompey are just looking absolute shite

One of my favourite kids shows, along with Fairly Odd Parents.

Fairly Odd parents is awesome

i had the best mixed kebab last night:

 

steak slices, donner, chicken, sliced sausage (those thin red spicy sausages, dont know their name), chilli sauce, fetta cheese, and a bit of garlic mayo (with lettuce and tomato on top) - absolutely superb

Chorizo?

Anyone who lives in L9 or L4 should go to Khans Khebabs on Walton Vale. get the mixed Lamb Tikka, Chicken Tikka khebab, it comes in a hand made Naan bread they do on site (instead of a pitta) and the salad and sauces are awesome. it costs £5.30 but its worth every penny. If the guy who serves you is called Imran tell him Paul from orrell park sent you and he'll give you extra chicken (we think he fancies me)

His first post match interview of the season and moyes blames the officials.

Yeah its nothing to do with the fact his dumbass nigerian striker gave away a pointless free kick when there was no danger allowing Blackburn to pack the box as it was the last kick of the game.

The best part for me was the crowd, booed off after the first game of the season, would've been the first half if it wasn't for Artita's goal

I worry that if I shagged her I'd end up shouting out her dad's name.

It's so similar that it might well happen!

I caught the last half hour of this in the boozer and the blues were fuming, throwing bottles/chairs etc when Ooijer scored the winner, made me "lol" quite literally. Robinson is shite though