Paulie Dangerously

7 hours ago, Lee909 said:

 

 

 

 

Did you get a load of that nerd?

FINA, the world governing body, has passed a policy (with a 71 per cent majority) barring anyone who has experienced male puberty, or who has not transitioned by the age of 12, from elite female competitions. It did so after consulting members of 152 national swimming federations.

This means that stunning and brave swimmer Lia Thomas is back to being 400th+ in the world.

Not quite mountains but this is my view 

This shit is unseemly

ANAL GLAND UPDATE: 

We've started giving her Glandex fibre powder in her food, because we forgot to take her usual stuff to France with us and its resulted in massive shites which are obviously clearing her glands, because they fucking stink. 

She's only about 3.5kg but the other day did a shite the size of a ping pong ball and was made up with herself. 

Here she is living her best life on holiday 

Salah to continue to get booted off the pitch every week 

When we go crawling back in a few decades I hope they make the Euro non negotiable to really twist the knife in 

17 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Well how can you compete with that? I mean Middlesborough's many titles since their new stadium proves the point...oh wait a minute.

Notts county and Forest. At least one of them has won the European cup. 50% of the time the river helps 100% of the time. 

It was just RESTING in his account 

Doesn't look like there's many there compared to the feverish asian support we're used to 

I got MrsD a cheap one, silver with a cubic  zirconia safe in the knowledge that the one I purchased would be completely different to the one she would want. The act of proposing being more important than the ring. 

She still wears that one, but the one we picked together is as far removed from the style of the one I chose as humanly possible. 

Her actual wedding ring cost less than mine. We were trying some on in that jewellers above St Johns and she fell in love with a second hand one she was trying on for size and we got it. 

Easy pleased my missus (obviously)

Some cunt who was on his phone trying to but a vape at Nice airport yesterday.  Fella in the shop couldn't have been more patient. Not a single attempt at a French syllable, "vape, vape, watermelon, vape" no please, no thank you. Just fuck off. 

1 hour ago, Supremolad said:

Dave, it was a chance for Liverpool FC to take a stand and say "we would sell both of you to any other club except the anti-LGBT lot". An institution which is truly an ally of the LGBT community would have done so. It would have sent out a massive message.

 

We've kept unhappy players before and they went on to have good seasons - our beloved Suarez comes to mind. I'm sure Klopp could easily have backed the club if they took the decision not to sell to the Saudis.

 

Liverpool did have a choice. And the club should be facing similar outrage but so many are turning a blind eye to it. Making excuses for the club not turning down the "contaminated" money from over there is basically equivalent to the Geordies making excuses for Howe and their club not turning down Saudi money too.

Probably the most mental take I've seen on this issue. Player wants to move, chance for the club to get his mad contract off the books, a fair price for a player of his age offered. What a missed chance for Liverpool to set a precedent and single handedly undermine the Saudi League which would be dismantled within the week

 Genuinely chuckled reading this. Talk about High Horse FC. 

5 hours ago, Strontium said:

 

Making lists of Jews, always a wholesome activity.

To save time compiling future lists, why not make them wear armbands or something?

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Or 'our'.

 

'Our Dylan is in prison again'. 

"Our baby"

He's 26

4 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Bloody hell, they get everywhere!

Stunning and brave. 

Been in France for 48 hours and over 2 years of not eating meat has gone out the window. Started with some parma ham for breakfast and I was eating veal by dinner time. Fucking hell it all tastes so good. 

Back to it when I get home. Maybe. 

Putting the words "so-called" in front of the words pandemic,  holocaust or racism 

Huge, unpleasant incident which could have been resolved by her showing she had paid when asked. Speaks volumes for the complete disintegration of trust between the BAME community and any form of perceived authority figure in London. 

As a parent, I can't get my head around why the woman would let that situation escalate to the extent it did with her kid there when she had the power to nip it in the bud.

Met gonna Met, give police the chance to be gobshites and they'll take it. 

French police are also cunts. My 76 year old Ma in law got called into a police station the other day and accused of leaving the scene of a car collision. 

She was leaving a supermarket carpark and someone took a photo of her car having allegedly hit someone else car - she didn't. The person who's car she supposedly hit hasn't been in touch or contacted insurance or the police but on the strength of a photo from a concerned citizen and a reg plate they came to her apartment and demanded she go to her local station. 

They read her her rights and insisted that she consented to fingerprints and a photo for their records. She was in bits having never been to a police station in 76 years. Didn't even suggest she got a relative or anyone to go with her and support her. At one point, exhausted, she put her elbows on the officers desk and he told her off. 

Shes still really shaken up over it now. Le cunts. 

Can't see me second guessing Elon Musk tbh. Weirdo as he is, he's got a nack for this tech lark. 

14 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Good idea for a thread, Stig.  The love for Big Em is long overdue.

 

60 goals??

Mad that. 

More than Big Dunc and Richarlison scored for the shite

7 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

The dog we got from the rescue centre last year has the same problem. She might need surgery to have the glands removed though because it's happened a few times now.

We're just waiting to see if it happens again before we take her back to the Vet.

 

 

She's 3 and a half and it's only ever happened twice, but both in the last 6 months so hopefully it's not going to be an ongoing issue. 

My dog had blocked anal glands today. Fun. She had them expressed but is still leaking oily arse fluid about. Great stuff. Just the £40 on too of the near 200 to get her Euro travel papers. Hope her arse clears up by then 

Dickhead 

Tainted legacy.

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