Paulie Dangerously

Did he have more in common genetically with crabs?

My bird just left ours to go home for 2 weeks so had a goodbye bone. My dad's gone to see Neil Young in London so I'm gonna go spend the day with my ma as she does miss him when he's away. Think we're gonna get a portable BBQ on the go and have it in the back garden. I'm also gonna finish season 2 of the wire and start on season 3

Footy shirts dry in about 20 minutes if you hang them inside on a coathanger, why did you put it in the tumbler?!

You can buy clothing advehise, like the iron on stuff, in most haberdasheries that's all I can think of

I hope they catch them soon and give them a good talking to.

Couple of hours of community service will set them straight

Gonna go to El Nino, will report back

That bitch is making a horny noise

Nicola's is a nice Italian restaurant mate.

 

Don't go the Alex or Bar South inless your a meat head called "Jay Macca".

That the one that does the awesome kebabs that come with sparklers and on their own stand?

Would highly recommend 'El Nino'. Spanish Tapas place near the Lloyds Bank. Very nice food and somehow fitting for somebody from TLW !

Better or worse than Tapas Tapas?

This...

 

 

...will fuck your shit up.

I prefer the Mango flavour

I actually only half heard it at first and thought it said someone had been badly burn whilst sleeping in the sun. I assumed it was a sun bathing incident but then checked IC L'pool. Just goes to show the mentality of some of the young 'uns in this city. I don't think at any point in my life i've thought "Setting someone on fire, that'll be a beast of a laugh, lid!"

Just saw that. Kirkdale meffs.

Hmm is it still there? (popping out for a bit hopefully lots of suggestions when i return!)

Taking my bird out for a few scoops and a bite to eat later. Anyone got good reccomendations for places to eat near there? Even a pub with decent food would do as she isn't really a "foodie" person. I know of the Taverna, Tapas Tapas and that french one.

Any other ideas? Rep will be administered if it leads to me getting a gob-job later

Uri Gella is on channel 4 news talking about hyponotising him

Now I'm even more frightened. Is that why children have such massive heads?

Give it to simon you arlarse

Wow, no wonder the fuckers decay so easily.

Yeah it's freaky innit? I mean obviously I was aware that one some level that everything is made up of tiny bits which give it a smooth appearance but to have it layed out in front of me like that has blown my mind

Her ma is on Jezza Kyle today flappin' her gums. I thought we'd all heard the last about her

Consider yourself lucky. My mind is still racing

Yeah totally

Damn you Stumbleupon! Now I'm obsessively running my tongue over my teeth and thinking how everything I thought I knew is a lie

Tooth Super Magnification

*edit* The next stumble I got was this which is even worse

I've never had the pleasure of humping a shebrew I can imagine having to haggle sexual favours with each other

Oi oi oi, this thread gives me a pain in my schnitzel

 

have to be the middle of August, me and the kids are off to France for 10 days camping, you do like camping don't you?

If you're asking, I'm camping

He said he'd only leave Valencia for Madrid. Unless he has the morals of Gareth Barry I can't see that changing no matter what bid we put in

Jesus wept that's ridiculous. Tragic loss of a young life