Dave D

I joined a darts team this year, annoyingly the league is a Monday night. Should be the day to start a sober mid week but can end up being heavier than a weekend.

The real oddballs are the ones who go to darts on a Monday night, mid winter, pub warm and cosy, and still dont drink. 

Although they quite often give me a lift home.

Which makes them ace  

14 minutes ago, Bogman said:

My missus, prior to us getting hitched, used to get mullered on Diamond White.

Having known her for 25 years, never been drunk, which is brilliant for me, as she is my full time designated driver.

 

Lovely-jubbly.

Winning at life

5 minutes ago, Halcyon Days said:

Has any player Klopp’s got rid of gone on to flourish? Lovren maybe. Does anyone else think Mo would flop at most other places? Only team I think he’d continue being a class act at is City and that will never happen. FSG need to be careful but so does Mo, Liverpool under Klopp could be as good as it gets as a footballer for him.

Thats my thoughts also.

Its the first time in decades we could say that to a star player. 

The big difference to the days of losing our star men like Torres/Suarez etc is the rest of the current team and manager are all top drawer. Massive risk of unsettling alot of very good players by selling your prized asset.

Torres and Suarez both looked at other suitors as having vastly superior players, which was indeed the case.

Salah knows that leaving this team is a sideways step at best and I just get the impression that he doesnt want the elevated status of being a mega money signing playing under pressure           

17 hours ago, Boss said:

I think the plan is to sell him to PSG in the summer with Bellingham and Saka coming in. Both young players with world-class potential. FSG could justify the fees by saying they have their whole careers ahead of them. I don't agree with it, but that's what I think the play is.

Never really seen Bellingham play but Ive seen enough of Saka to know he'd be bench material pretty swiftly 

3 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

lost mine about 4 or 5 days in from the positive test, came back within 2-3 weeks.

 

The one thing I did notice was that even though the taste and smell came back some stuff smelt and tasted different for a while longer, I had problems with anything strongly acidic like vinegar tasting/smelling horrible while other things were more muted.

 

Lost mine about 4 days in also. Its so strange, I even miss bad smells!  

33 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nope wasn’t me but my missus lost it when we both first had it October 2020. It’s still not fully back, her taste is pretty much back but she says not as strong but her smell is still nowhere near back. 

Tremendous

I had it over Christmas and completely lost sense of smell/taste- anyone else had that and how long was it until it returned? 

15 hours ago, Clem H Fandango said:

If I had the time, an online tlw darts league would be a good laugh.

Id laugh as I won it at a canter........

....possibly 

When you twist the top/nozzle on the top of a new bottle of soap and the bastard doesnt work/pop up no matter how long you do it for 

6 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Christmas tree, before and after.

 

At the high risk of embarrassing myself, whats the tall black thing. Ive spent far too long trying to work it out. 

They've even got their own Linda

Got to the point where they are actually trying to be us. 

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

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I am Dr Nowt.

Im just his slightly less articulate alter ego 

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

You obviously don't live in Merseyside.

 

It's even appearing in town now.

No, Sunny Bournemouth for me. Mainly seagull shit everywhere  

15 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

There speaks a man who has never had to play dogturd hopscotch on the way to work.

 

I do feel like I'm living in an alternate dimension sometimes. Am I the only person here who actually still walks to places or something?

Really? On the pavement?

We got a puppy around 3 weeks ago, picking up shit is all the rage round here.

Dont understand this whole UK being a shit hole thing.

Maybe a lot of people live in Aldershot 

2 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Even then he'd probably give it to Salah.

I reckon he's the type to keep it because he wanted some stickers and some Minstrels  

Wind forward a few seasons and Luke Shaw will shock us in his autobiography, revealing Maguire was infact playing pass the pound in the 5-0 drubbing we gave them   

I was rather hoping for a Houllier/Evans style joint manager appointment

Another donation sure to be a big draw-

Big thanks to the annoynemous donor

Mooks generosity knows no bounds, donating this "barely used" dart board

Looking for donations for the Boxing day raffle.

Huge thanks to Tony for the She-Ra duvet

25 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Disappointing to hear that Ole's at the wheel shit tonight.

 

 

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee
With great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know my name is the Lord
When I lay my vengeance upon thee