Dave D

Is the presenter with the red hair modelling himself on Vyvyan 

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He didn't. He dedicated it to England fans "when you win fuck all in November". 

Your right, just listened to it back.

Still not having him and his City flag on stage

Noel trying hard to nail some Liam songs and missing by a country mile.

Has a few sly digs at us dedicating Stop Crying your heart out to us.

Try’s coming across as a man of the people whilst supporting his oil funded human rights abusers 

58 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

They pay him half a mil a week don't they? I'm sure 1 weeks wages would cover the stock and I'm sure they'll just sell some other random shit instead. 

But Barrington, what about the Instagram and Twitter followers? 

He's an influencer.

Or something 

28 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I'm sure they'll be gutted. 

Off the pitch they would.

Not a good look for all their CR7 merchandise

Ronaldo threatening to walk over lack of signings.

Erikksen cant decide between them and Brentford.

We've signed Darwin Nunez, Carvalho and Ramsey.

Golden days 

The hit ratio on our signings, down to Edwards and Klopp, will have been huge for the pay structure.

Good players get signed on good wages and play brilliantly. You cant argue with that or use it as leverage to get yourself a payrise.

Keita probably the only fly in the ointment that a player might look across the dressing room and start getting dissillusioned but its clearly well managed and the transfer "misses" have been so few.     

Our squad must be an agents nightmare as its a big risk to start bigging up his man as Top Billing.

*Unless your Mo's agent of course 

Im only just catching up as only recently got Disney+

Im enjoying The Mandalorian but its a bit repetitive- land on planet, go to bar, big fight, get told to go to another planet.

It also has slightly strange soft/comedy lines that dont quite fit. Enjoyable overall though.

Could never take to McGregor as Obi-Wan so not sure Ill watch that.  

Could be co-incidence but I saw Mane, Buvac, Wiljnaldum and Edwards sat together in a coffee shop in Margate.

I reserve judgement on any new signing as I got over excited once upon a time....

16 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Apparently Solskjaer wears a man utd watch. Haha what a bellend. 

The watch is the tip of the iceberg  

They will finish a close 5th after Conte storms out of Tottenham and Arsenal go full Arsenal

9 minutes ago, HBenn said:

Dortmund are spending a bit of money...

You mean in a a kind of "just sold Bellingham" kind of way

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

I know I’m showing off a bit, but it is the garden thread. It really does look beautiful when the sun shines as it is today.
 

The back isn’t as structured as the front. Still a bit of a work in progress. I think the wife is going for some kind of wild meadow, nature pond effect but I’m not allowed to ask as it annoys her. 

 

Looks great, proper little escape from the world

Id imagine its pretty tame compared to some of our regulars........ 

23 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Were you feeding it curry? I cant imagine a diet of worms and insects would produce Fox sized stools.

Having googled it it looks about right- bigger than you would think

Initial investigative analysis is pointing towards hedgehog.   

19 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Are you dating Amber Heard?

Among others

35 minutes ago, Champ said:

Sounds like fox. Pics or GTFO or whatever it is

I shall take a pic of said shite in the morning assuming the fascist has visited  

Something is pooing in my garden- too big to be a rodent, cant be a cat as have never seen a cat in our garden in 10 years. I cant see how a fox would get in and why it would keep coming back just to have a dump.

Mysterious hole in flower bed next to fence suggests Mole or Badger maybe (inserts thinking emoji)

Unless its the Mrs   

41 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Great looking tree there DD.

 

Added Carolina Reapers this year. Supposedly the hottest pepper in the world. 

 

"Don't touch it, don't even look at it."

                           Nigel Tufnel

They look evil things!!!

45 minutes ago, Champ said:

Brilliant. That looks fabulous.

 

I was a bit like that with my grape vine. I bought it for the leaves and never thought for a minute that it would produce actual grapes. I only wish now I’d had a bit more faith and bought a seedless variety. The grapes are really sweet but are made almost inedible they’re so full of pips 

I wish I had kept some kind of label- I assume they are going to be edible cherries!

I bought an apple tree at same time but that keeps getting black fly eat all the leaves   

Bought a cherry tree on impulse for a fiver that they had outside Tesco last year. Stuck it in a pot and its only gone and produced the goods

My wardrobe, the massive clothes hiding twat.