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Yer ma's yolk dribbles only down the left side of my chin.

 

Put beans on that you cunts.

Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.

How good a point that is now depends on the result against West Ham, as per.

Is correct

Credit where credit is due the back four and Mig were solid tonight. Skrtel at the end was a rock.

 

Rodgers spoke before the game about players marking space and not players and it was highly effective tonight down to the organisation and discipline of everyone.

 

A point at the Emirates in the first 0-0 between us this century. I'll take that any day.

 

Milner is the captain of this team. His stamp was all over this match as well tonight. Bargain of the season already by a long shot.

Pressed wrong button!

Credit where credit is due the back four and Mig were brilliant tonight. Skrtel at the end was a rock.

 

Rodgers spoke before the game about players marking space and not players and it was highly effective tonight down to the organisation and discipline of everyone.

 

We could have had a couple of goals in the first half but Cech had another worldie against us.

 

A point at the Emirates in the first 0-0 between us this century. I'll take that any day.

 

Milner is the captain of this team. His stamp was all over this match as well tonight. Bargain of the season already by a long shot.

One for the shitness of modern football thread that surely.

 

Reminds me of a Michael Leunig cartoon where a father and son are watching a sunrise on TV remarking what an incredible sight that is when right behind them in the window is the very sunrise they were watching.

 

If you look really closely it is a last second deflection off the hand of the cunt standing next to him splashing around... It might even be his da who has pushed it straight into his gob. Brilliant.

Think we are gonna have to break this to them gently.

 

It's not that Bluenose family off County Road, Malaysia taking the piss again is it?

 

Nil Salads Nisi Goreng Optimal

 

Got to be a wind up

No joke mate, beat him up with a pool cue and fucked his missus while he was knocked out on the front lawn and all....

Suarez scores and picks up a trophy. Evra limps off like the beaten little cunt he is.

 

Evra aside I think Juve gave that a good go and I do have sympathy for Pirlo and Bouffon. Evra can get to fuck.

And that is the summary of tonight's European Champions League Final which concludes the Sports reports.

 

We'll take a short commercial break and be back with tomorrow's weather.

Evra went down and stayed down with two minutes left on the clock. A true team player.

He is a snidey little fuck who does that a lot in games I can remember when his team is losing.

 

Has done it playing for France as well as when was with United. Did it against us I think when we towelled them up 4-1 at Old Trafford.

Some spectacularly bad barnets on display, there.

Thought i'd turned over to a Eurovision song contest

After Suarez has nutmegged Evra for the winner, obviously!

Didn't nutmeg him but he did beat him to the ball around the six yard box at the back stick to score the winner.

Luis Suarez. Is there any more a joy of a footballer to watch? A winner by every single definition of the word.

 

Imagine what these three will do when they get a whole season together next time around?

 

Rakitic was outstanding. Was brilliant at Sevilla and just clicks into this system perfectly.

The Australian cricket team have always singled a couple of players out for special treatment because of the belief that it will upset the entire team rythym attacking the strike batsman or bowler. Sledging, mental disintegration, whatever... It's fucking name calling and baiting, why be so wound up over that juvenile shit?

 

England when they won the Ashes in Australia had nailed the preparation required to win in Australia. Had prepared well for bouncier, greener wickets, valued highly their wickets and played numerous warm up games. Bowlers arrived in Test cities early and practised, it was military precision.

 

Ashes in Australia last time... Turned up a week or so before the first Test, brought twice as many hangers on than players, brought out some special diet menu which the media latched onto like a demented lock jaw pig dog, had the whole Pietersen circus, Jonathan Trott suffered terribly, the Australians snapped their backs by day two in Brisbane and the series was as good as gone.

 

Get on the front foot, attack that little loud mouthed cunt Warner, bowl pitched up deliveries just outside the off stump and start playing mind games about the Duke cricket ball, the cunts can't stand it, it is like their fucking Kryptonite here.

 

Steve Smith is some fucking cricketer though. I really see him as the difference. Get through to him early and put him under some constant pressure to bat long periods of time with the tail.

Right then, the banner as seen below is en route to Brisbane as we speak. Who is going to take it in at The roar game? I am not going to the Brisbane match, but the banner will be at my auld fellas house for collection.

 

 

Well done to Cath and the buoy

That is brilliant Cath!

 

Well in Cath, Cev, buoy and everyone else on the GF who has made the banner stand for what it does.

 

Keep biting those tiles comrade!!

I don't know, mate. He's played in the country for about a decade, he's talked about his admiration for the club, you'd think he'd fucking know.

Only played at Anfield against us when the Kop held up a mosaic saying "The Truth" and sang Justice for the 96 non-stop for 6 minutes... And commented about it after the game...

 

Arsenal striker Thierry Henry, who has previously praised the Liverpool fans for their passionate support, commented after the match: “I’m not sure what the fans were singing at the start of the game but when it stopped the noise they made meant no-one could hear what was going on on the pitch.

 

“I have such respect for this ground and these supporters. What a place this is to play football.”

No Direction?

South Africa 5/408. De Villiers 162 off 66.

 

Cricket gods, please let Gayle bat for at least 20 overs.

Was on 53 with 10 overs to go.

 

Then belted 12 fours and 7 sixes...

If you want to PM me your email addy mate I can send you a whole load of Green Jesus photos.

 

It is all a little bit fucking surreal if the truth be told.

 

Would love to see that banner fly high though!

 

FAO Stevebaby - Bite those tiles comrade!

It's so funny how we don't talk anymore

"We're racist and that's the way we like it"?

 

Fucking hell.

 

I know that represents a small portion of a football club, but every one of those fucktards should be banned from every football ground and sent to an educational institute to relearn their values in life. It baffles me how people just stood around and watched that happen.

 

 

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