Lario

She's an incredibly attractive woman.

I like her a lot.

11 hours ago, skend04 said:

Not to be a pedant, but didn't  upwards of 1.5m Romani die in a Nazi ordered holocaust too?

 

All these people like Petronella feigning injury on behalf of the Jewish people are being a tad racist by forgetting that the Roma people were affected by the terrible events too. Surely she should tweet about them too or #RomaniDontCount?

Anyone with a shred of decency will refuse to do it. Equivalent to passing a picket line.

They've picked the wrong fight here.

That is all.

6 hours ago, Reckoner said:

I think meaningless is a bit harsh but I get your point. It’s all very sky sports era.

Regarding that list does anyone else get up to Ian Rush’s numbers and just think ‘what the fuck!?’

Aye, the Rush numbers are mental. 
 

Knew where the back of the net was did that lad. 

The drop of the shoulder put Martinez on his arse!

Bobby Firmino - The master of the perfectly-weighted pass.

We are the champions, champions of Europe!

I hate these fucking games.

Wonder do the VAR have an audio feed to the commentary?

Warnock kept talking about the foul by Jota for Darwin's goal, completely ignoring the fact he was bundled off the ball and into the Wolves player. Easy for the VAR to go with that narrative if they know the tv is saying the same.

Would've loved for him to harp on about the foul on Jota.

Forgot the classic "That'll do pig. That'll do."

Bake 'em away toys!

The Bi Mon Sci Fi Con.

I am so smart. I am so smart. S M R T, I mean, SMART.

Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

Giggity!

There are countless others, but they come to me when a certain situation arises. Don't even have to think of them. They just come. "That's what she said!".

Things like that!

On 12/02/2023 at 10:38, Rico1304 said:

I’ve done keto and no booze for 6 weeks.  Lost 9 kgs.  

Fair play Rico, that's brilliant going.

Gonna use Lent as a timetable for me, even though it's already started!

Starting Monday, gonna give the carnivore diet a try.

The food won't be an issue I don't think. It's the giving up Coke Zero that I see being the problem.

But we'll see what happens.

19 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Yeah I'm still not bumming him.  

"keeper has great game" isn't reserved for Ali, we see it most weeks at Anfield.  

And what he did yesterday, I mean, I expect that from a top keeper each week, or 90% of the time.  

 

References:

Oblak

Ter Stegen

Courtois

Mendy

Ederson

Probably the current Benfica keeper 

Ederson?

You must be fucking mental.

People thinking he's a good goalkeeper is one of the biggest fallacies in football.

The ugly fucker never makes saves. Never.

The amount of times City concede from 1 or 2 shots on target is incredible.

Good with his feet? Yes.

Top 'keeper? Not even fucking close.

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Do you think Sam Smith are good singers mate? 

FYP to be more "modern".

4 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

It was just a more polite way of asking you to show me where on the doll they touched you.

They touched me with yer ma's penis.

#woke

13 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

 

What impact does Sam Smith have on your day to day life and how much time do you spend thinking about them?

Huge, and every waking minute.

Why?

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Just pointing out that "pop star dresses and acts a bit weird" isn't a modern or "woke" phenomenon.

Acting a bit weird is par for the course for pop/rock stars.

But the modern trend of "I'm batshit crazy and you all have to accept me or you'll get cancelled" bollox is....well.....bollox.

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I can't fucking stand that Sam Smith. 

 

 

Them Sam Smith.

@AngryOfTuebrook Are you trying to compare those two images?

Sorry, don't know how to do NSFW tags.

"They" used to be a normal looking, fairly handsome young man.

5 minutes ago, Baresi said:

It's the last nine seasons. 

No it's not.

It's 2009/10 to 2017/18 inclusive.

5 minutes ago, Special K said:

We didn't finish 2nd in the seasons they are getting done for. United did.....

We did under Rodgers, which means Gerrard, Carragher, Suarez et al would get medals.

Sterling would too though, fuck sake.

This is a place for all us thick folk to ask the questions everyone else know the answer to, with no fear of reprisals.

I'll start with this doozy.

I don't understand the whole political scene.

I don't know what the far left or far right represent. Or why everyone has to be one or the other...is there no middle ground?

Don't know what the Conservatives, Tories, Labour stand for in the UK. I do know the Tories are cunts though!

Don't know what the Republicans or Democrates stand for in the US, or the whole US system in general.

So if anyone can dumb it down into a TL;DR version, it'd be great.

Kepa Apliksdiemca. However you fucking spell his name.

Walks around the pitch like he's Billy Big Bollox after achieving the square-root of fuck all in the game. Van Dijk driving the ball past his ear in the penalty shootout was a delightful spectacle.