Fugitive

29 minutes ago, Mook said:

Putting toast in the fridge is fucking demented.

The contents of that fridge strongly suggests that he is in Scotland.

I reckon it’s PST.

On 21/04/2024 at 20:15, Gnasher said:

Pretty big news if true.

 

 

 

 

 

But is she sure? 

 

 

 

That seals it for me. 

 

 

 

36 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

4th story on the bbc news home page today

 

New Prince Louis birthday photo taken by Kate - BBC News

This has just appeared on Facebook and I’m tempted to track down the culprit and skin him alive…

31 minutes ago, John102 said:

Without wanting to derail the thread, people face away from the shower????

I continuously rotate 360 degrees.

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That’s bollocks, here is a photo of him in Dover!!!

It’s not even the greatest country in the fucking UK.

I’m surprised the ‘TLW Woy Hodgson fan club’ has not been advocating their boy again.

I hope the horrible twats sink into oblivion and go bust, the cunts.

18 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

Stand up- My arse is too big to get a hand in there too. 

 

Fucking weirdo's

I don’t think your supposed to stick your hand in your arse when wiping.

29 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

This can't be real

 

https://twitter.com/jgnufc1/status/1781742342954697177/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1781742342954697177&currentTweetUser=jgnufc1

Fucking cunt…

Just now, Bjornebye said:

At least I wipe you fucking tramp 

Fuck off, shitty bollocks.

4 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

That looks like a tramps toenail.

I hope you all fucking die.

Stig wipes from back to front, the dirty cunt.

On 03/02/2024 at 16:31, Captain Willard said:

Built a greenhouse on my allotment. It’s very windy up there so making something that doesn’t blow over was more important than aesthetics. 

5 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Pepper needs an LFC rival with the familiarly condiment themed moniker of 'Salt Cellar.'

Vinegar Strokes

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

I'm hungover to fuck, it all went in my belly about 3mins after the picture was taken.

 

Southend has the longest pier in the World, one for the fact fans.

It will be pouring out of you arse in a few hours.

2 hours ago, Mook said:

Brewer's Fayre, Southend on Sea. £10.99 all you can eat job, pretty much as expected. It filled a hole, one point deducted because the English bastards have no haggis option so 5/10.

 

Fucking hell, I’ve seen some horrific things in my time but is definitely up there. Not sure why they have put an uncooked chicken wing on you plate, the cunts.

And upon the hill, a young knight appeared shouting ‘oi oi you fackin slags’. 
 

She’s a fucking vegetable.

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

I got taken to the Duck & Waffle in London yesterday. I'd been told the breakfast was amazing there, but I wasn't impressed. The black pudding was nice, but that was a side. Dunno the cost, but I think about 60 odd quid for 2 including tea & the sides. I wouldn't be paying that's for sure. 

 

What the fuck is going on? What has happened to the World and why is it full of evil?

I hope we all die in a nuclear bombardment. It’s the least we deserve at this point.

3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Steak tartare with raw quail’s eggs. Very tasty. 

A little bit of afterbirth for dinner.

Steve McManaman must have a brain injury. It’s the only explanation for the way the cunt pronounces his words.

26 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Came with the room. Not the best hotel. I won’t be returning.

The room…

2 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Hotel over Lancaster Gate way this morning. 
 

I asked for “everything”. I got this. 
 

The Unmentionable Association did right fucking this part of London off if this is what they call a full breakfast.

 

4/10. Extra point for the decent selection of quality fruit juices. 
 

 

That has really pissed me off. I’d punch you in the face and chop you cock off if I could for posting this.