Fugitive

4 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Today’s effort. 

A fucking baguette, bacon that is both raw and burnt, sausages that have been dipped in varnish and yellow fanny discharge.

This is a national fucking disgrace.

Just now, bossy said:

Forum is taking ages to load.

Should be ok now. We are winning and all the cry arses will reduce their activity.

10 hours ago, Jack the Sipper said:

And, lo, Brand the Grifter did come to understand that a career as a false Buddhist could be traded in for that of a false Christian once he realised that this was where his evangelical audience and real money lie.

 

 

The replies are nearly all from Americans singing his praises. Why are they all so fucking obsessed with God and taken in by anyone who name-checks the beardy sky wizard.

It’s almost as if he knew this would help his image in America and decided a baptism would salvage his career over there.

Hmmmmm

18 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Slot right in,

Thank you very much,

We need somebody with the winning touch,

Got no hair,

We dont care,

Just as long as there's success to share.

That has just made me physically sick.

6 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

You sent that back, right? 

Honey, I blew up the toast.

4 hours ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

Another potentially exciting and game changing development.*
 

*Or, another ruse to help bring about the zombie apocalypse, depending on which side your bread is buttered on, re: mRNA vaccines. 
 

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/apr/26/cancer-mrna-vaccine-melanoma-trial

Fuck sake, Le Tissier will be all over this soon.

Breaking news: Brexit bastard, Jim Ratcliffe, is a massive twat.

12 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Think Andrew might be trying to cancel himself here…

 

 

Its a pretty wild take.
 

Having sex with women makes you gay, righto, pass me the glitter and call me a friend of Dorothy.

How many kids does he have?

Hmmmmmm

That constant boo is fucking horrific.

These are going to be absolutely fucked soon.

1 hour ago, Arniepie said:

Apols for flooding the thread,but this is outstanding 

 

 

 

I thought Eddie Izzard was against this sort of thing…

29 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Is the old gal now called the Queen?

Prince Edward?

I know nothing about the fella but I did once stay in a little village just out side Amsterdam called Sloterdijk.

They know what they doing, the filthy minded bastards.

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He just wanted to be leffed alone 

5 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I hope all his tyres blow simultaneously.

Fucking hell, the Red Cross have gone downhill.

51 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

On a double decker train the other day and she went “if they had these in England they’d have more seats” 

Was that in Chicago by any chance? 

29 minutes ago, Mook said:

Putting toast in the fridge is fucking demented.

The contents of that fridge strongly suggests that he is in Scotland.

I reckon it’s PST.

On 21/04/2024 at 20:15, Gnasher said:

Pretty big news if true.

 

 

 

 

 

But is she sure? 

 

 

 

That seals it for me. 

 

 

 

36 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

4th story on the bbc news home page today

 

New Prince Louis birthday photo taken by Kate - BBC News

This has just appeared on Facebook and I’m tempted to track down the culprit and skin him alive…

31 minutes ago, John102 said:

Without wanting to derail the thread, people face away from the shower????

I continuously rotate 360 degrees.

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That’s bollocks, here is a photo of him in Dover!!!

It’s not even the greatest country in the fucking UK.

I’m surprised the ‘TLW Woy Hodgson fan club’ has not been advocating their boy again.

I hope the horrible twats sink into oblivion and go bust, the cunts.