Fugitive

6 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

You sent that back, right? 

Honey, I blew up the toast.

4 hours ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

Another potentially exciting and game changing development.*
 

*Or, another ruse to help bring about the zombie apocalypse, depending on which side your bread is buttered on, re: mRNA vaccines. 
 

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/apr/26/cancer-mrna-vaccine-melanoma-trial

Fuck sake, Le Tissier will be all over this soon.

Breaking news: Brexit bastard, Jim Ratcliffe, is a massive twat.

12 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Think Andrew might be trying to cancel himself here…

 

 

Its a pretty wild take.
 

Having sex with women makes you gay, righto, pass me the glitter and call me a friend of Dorothy.

How many kids does he have?

Hmmmmmm

That constant boo is fucking horrific.

These are going to be absolutely fucked soon.

1 hour ago, Arniepie said:

Apols for flooding the thread,but this is outstanding 

 

 

 

I thought Eddie Izzard was against this sort of thing…

29 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Is the old gal now called the Queen?

Prince Edward?

I know nothing about the fella but I did once stay in a little village just out side Amsterdam called Sloterdijk.

They know what they doing, the filthy minded bastards.

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He just wanted to be leffed alone 

5 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I hope all his tyres blow simultaneously.

Fucking hell, the Red Cross have gone downhill.

51 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

On a double decker train the other day and she went “if they had these in England they’d have more seats” 

Was that in Chicago by any chance? 

29 minutes ago, Mook said:

Putting toast in the fridge is fucking demented.

The contents of that fridge strongly suggests that he is in Scotland.

I reckon it’s PST.

On 21/04/2024 at 20:15, Gnasher said:

Pretty big news if true.

 

 

 

 

 

But is she sure? 

 

 

 

That seals it for me. 

 

 

 

36 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

4th story on the bbc news home page today

 

New Prince Louis birthday photo taken by Kate - BBC News

This has just appeared on Facebook and I’m tempted to track down the culprit and skin him alive…

31 minutes ago, John102 said:

Without wanting to derail the thread, people face away from the shower????

I continuously rotate 360 degrees.

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That’s bollocks, here is a photo of him in Dover!!!

It’s not even the greatest country in the fucking UK.

I’m surprised the ‘TLW Woy Hodgson fan club’ has not been advocating their boy again.

I hope the horrible twats sink into oblivion and go bust, the cunts.

18 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

Stand up- My arse is too big to get a hand in there too. 

 

Fucking weirdo's

I don’t think your supposed to stick your hand in your arse when wiping.

29 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

This can't be real

 

https://twitter.com/jgnufc1/status/1781742342954697177/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1781742342954697177&currentTweetUser=jgnufc1

Fucking cunt…

Just now, Bjornebye said:

At least I wipe you fucking tramp 

Fuck off, shitty bollocks.

4 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

That looks like a tramps toenail.