JimmyConway

Galway is also a great spot,arguably the best place and it's motorway all the way to and from Dublin

If you have the time you could do the sail up the Shannon,there's some great little stops on the route.(Obviously if that fits in with your finances)

In work last week, the women were talking about their siblings.

 

Woman 1, I can remember my sister being born.

 

Woman 2, What is the age difference between you and your sister?

 

Woman 1, 5 years difference.

 

Woman 2, is she older or younger than you?

 

I have to put up with shit like this all day.

Hahaha that's brilliant.

The missus had the hiccups last night and I suggested she take a deep breath and hold it,so she did but then proceeded to breathe through her nose.I didn't even say anything,I was too tired and thought what's the fucking point.

A manager like Frank de Boer, who has already been approached and expressed an interest, would offer more authority and may fit within the framework. He would also allow Liverpool to make a fresh start

Taken from an article by Dion Fanning in todays independent, here's the link

New beginnings for Liverpool - Premier League, Soccer - Independent.ie

Great post,after reading that I'm definitely going to buy that book.

What did the chicken say to the duck before he crossed the road?

"Don't you'll never the hear the end of it."

As you said there's an awful lot of shite on the tv and having 2 girls I see my fair share of it.But for me the worst thing on at the minute is X-Factor,it's just torture and actually puts me in a bad mood.

Basically what it comes down to is would you rather,with 15 mins to go in atight game,bring on Bellamy or Ngog,because there's no way we'll spend big on a striker this transfer window

I remember the first lads holiday we went on,we had just got there and decided to ring home and let them know we landed and shit (pre-mobile phone days).As I was talking to my Mother I noticed a lucky lucky guy walking up the road,so I turned to my mate who had never been abroad before and told him

"Johnny,don't buy anything off him",he just nodded and gave me the thumbs up.So after a few mins I wrapped up the phone conversation and turned around to see Johnny stood there like Mr-T,fucking draped in chains.Pissed meself laughing,3 days later his neck was like that of the hulk.

I'm very happy with this signing.

5 million is the first bid....think he will go for around 10 million personally

Last year of his contract so no chance we'll pay 10mil,at a guess I'd say maximum would be 7 and that's top whack,Juventus will offer you 10mil but it'll be staggered over the next 15 years

There's no way Clichy would switch off with Carra in the back 4 or with Clarke coaching him.For 5mil it's a no brainer really,by all accounts we could be lining up with a 4-3-3 next season so our width will have to come from out wide,Johnson and Clichy are as good as any attacking full backs out there.

Like I said,for 5 million it's a great piece of business

I'm made up with this signing

Not really something daft she's said but more of a Practical joke that's been going for about two years and she's not caught on yet.

 

She got a new car a couple of years ago, a few months after we were cleaning out the back of the glove compartment and I found Jimmy Nail's 'Crocodile Shoes' album down the back. Took the Piss out of her for an age and kept putting it on when journeying together.

 

She has binned it on numerous occasions and each time I kept finding it when getting the bins ready.

 

Obviously I kept placing it in the car just before she drove us somewhere to 'find it' again.

 

Eventually she binned it without me picking it up so for the first time I purchased about 4 copies for about a pound off play.com and have continued to carry on the tradition since.

 

Each time her face is a picture as she's still not cottoned onto this. The most confused face you'll ever witness where she starts to question herself and her memory. It sounds childish but it gives me great pleasure to see her talk me through the last time it's been binned swearing it happened.

 

She still hasn't a clue that I have another small stash hidden upstairs and will continue to carry on this joke for as long as I can.

 

I recon it's got another 6 copies left it in yet....

That's brilliant.

Reminds me of a joke I played on the missus a couple of years ago,she had entered a phone competition on 'The Late Late Show' hoping to win 25k,anyway if you win they'd ring you live on air.Just as the host was about to reveal the lucky winner I threw my phone on private number and rang her.She lept from the sofa to scramble for her phone shouting..."Fucking hell that must be them,OH MY GOD" at that point I just burst out laughing and held my phone up.I was in the shithouse for a good week after that but was fucking funny at the time

The last day of The Kop

The most recognisable tunnel in world football

The Boot Room

The Lisbon Lions

Watch him as he parks it,THEN just as he gets out of the car and stands to his feet.......BAM!!!........Roundhouse Kick,he won't park there again!!!

It's what Chuck Norris would do.

Copywright of Macphisto on Rawk

I always nibble the chocolate off the side of a Mars bar,then eat the nougat part leaving me with a fucking feast of rolled up chocolate and caramel

I could get slaughtered for this on here but I'm mates with Noel Hunt,I'll try find out if it's true,the last time I asked it wasn't on the cards.

I'll find out what I can but I ain't no bamba

I'd be made up if we get Mata,Ballague said earlier he'll have an opinion piece on Mata's future on his blog come Monday.

Quality ball from Adjoran

Definitely meant to hit her,the fucking coward,what level of a wanker are you when you wouldn't even ask her if she was alright.

I hope someone goes through the shithouse this weekend

Genuinely contemplating jumping to the xbox myself,my mate was given one off his missus for Christmas and he's been trying to shift it,might take it off his hands.

I've been searching but is there any indication as to when it could be back up.

Comolli supposedly at the Toilet watching Jose Jurado last night.

I'm not going to cast judgement on Jurado on one performance,but last night he was very wasteful in possession and made some terrible decisions during the game.In fact now that you say it, he looked like someone playing to put himself in the shop window but tried too hard and failed

2-2,United hit the post from a freekick and it bounces right to the feet of Obertan,2 a piece

Joe Cole makes it 2-1,deflection of Saric which totally wrong footed the keeper but lovely build up and approach play