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Another fucking know all media whore. I fucking hate Annie Lennox. She'd turn up to the opening of my electricity bill.

If you don't like him don't listen to his music. He's fucking shit I'll give you that.

Nice bit of lip-synching from George. Never heard this piece of shit song before. Is he here just to promote something?

John to George (Michael). A juxtaposition of different talent levels right there

China/Hong Kong

I am probably a bit behind the musical trends, but people really did take Elbow's pseudo new folkism seriously?

This is how I imagined the opening ceremony to be.

All-in-all though, I did like the adidas top he was wearing. Looking all round for one. If anyone can locate that would be fairly awesome.

Pffft. Picku materinu.

He didn't though. This little myth seems to have grown lately for some reason. The IOC members see themselves as sporting diplomats who like to be treated like royalty wherever they go. They get to meet every sporting icon alive such as in the Pele, Messi and Ali class. They've seen it all before and having Beckham squash their hand would have just passed them by. He's just a mere sportsman while they are the top sporting administrators. And he might be a twat, but it was Blair who played all the cards. The amount of lobbying he done even drew complaints from the French as overstepping the mark. Having a smarmy git who was at the top of his worldwide popularity at the time visiting them personally one-to-one is what impressed them. And Jacque Chirac thinking it was beneath him just played more into his hands. Beckham was just part of the team, no more sway than any athlete who was present at the bid.

Fuck yeah. First gold for Serbia from this little cutie, Milica Mandic, in the taekwando. Beat the French no.1.

Not bad for a lady. Got to be fucked off if you're the Chinese. 1st and 2nd in the prelims and semi, and then lose the gold.

He doesn't. Daley is going for a 3.3 and the American and Chinese blokes are both booked for 3.6.

Come on Daley you ambiguously straight boy.

Daley back in it with a great dive. Not far behind now. Edit: Nearly a definite bronze now. Huge fuckup by the weaker Chinese diver.

I'm liking Shana Cox.

Colin Jackson talking bollocks as usual. Michael has a bit of frown on his face - go on Michael, just fucking punch him.

Wouldn't you do 13km (8 miles) anyway during a CFT anyway with said kit?

So what is all the fuss about Tom Daley? As far as I can tell after watching the prelims and semis of the diving, he is going to be competing against 4 or 5 others for the bronze. He's got fuck all chance of a gold.

That'll be news to Colin Jackson as he's been allegedly dating a former male swimmer for quite a while now. On a completely unrelated subject here is a few pictures of Colin.

Don't worry, they're getting fitter. The body shape has changed from squat munters to tall, (relatively) slimmer women. Sophie Hichon, British hammer thrower. Chinese are still stinking the place out though...

And that's why you need lifetime bans.

"I'm a bit eclective/alternative when it comes to music. I like Coldplay, U2....."

It all looks a bit random that BMX. Really comes across as "on the day" stuff. I am probably wrong, but it looks as if it would be better settled over a number of races like the sailing.

Shame, as it has ruined two careers. Lutalo is going to be humiliated now for something that was beyond his control. He was totally out of his depth against a fighter who really isn't that special.