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Is that when he's waiting for the kettle to boil ?

dope lyrics man (!!) cristal popping in my stretched navigator !

puts vanilla ice to shame ! though a collab with snoop last night which was sounded good

Who would you rather do, spears or hilton....id go for spears looks like she would be dirtier, hilton looked bored in that vid she made ?

First chance ive had to post - thought the manager picked possibly the best team that was available to him thought his tatics were spot on too.

People need to realise teams are going to come to anfield to frustrate us and need to get a load of paitence whilst we break the opposition down. Ive resigned myself to the fact there isnt going to be loads of 5-0 walkovers.

People are to quick to get on players backs also...moan after the match but support them during it, i know garcia can be frustrating but he tries to make things happen. Your there to support your team not pay £32 to slate them

Also i bollacked my son for singing 'easy easy' with some other tits in the kop- he wont be doing that again.

To be totally controversial i reckon girls should be barred from football stadiums - i nearly cracked the wench behind me- everytime we attacked she screeched in my ear

Fucking shite- Were like a virgin trying to find the hole when it comes to scoring.... loads of time spent fannying around and no penetration!

Good atmosphere spoilt by nobhead stewards looking for trouble, shit hometeam shit fans - just shit!

I love gerrad but when xavi is the 'playmaker' dont stand nextt him !

Pennant - get a pair of balls and show why we paid near 7 million for you !

The rest has been said ....but in my opinion give anderson a chance and if playing away put warnock left back and push risse in to midfield at least he can whip a cross and shoot !

(My first thread so go easy on me !)

Ill take most of them but can you send them special delivery to me - call me 07834 778585

Just spoke to my mate who works with a load of boro fans.

There is a boat next to the ground called the tuxedo princess - it alegedly has young woman with no cardies who like to dance on it !

Ill be there but knowing my luck ill get a pasting of a boro firm !

Just called up all tickets are sold out, hopefully the family i sit next to will share their packed lunch!

Anyone got a spare to sell to save me sitting next to some smoggie and his kids whilst singing that stupid tune they have ? PS- 75% sure ive got a spare for the man city match if anyone interested

My mates got us tickets in the boro end, was in there last year row1 and noone was by us so had no trouble seemed to be mostly familys. The stewards were proper cocks and wouldnt let us in the liverpool end unlike at sunderland.

I just had a pint in newcastle then had afew on the train to boro,the pubs looked a bit shit nearby and its fucking grim in boro

Well a least i dont have a gelled tuft at the front !

I'd go for 'Ace Striker' its nearly as cool as Goose!

slightly scented but not strong enough that itwould get the odd one in eton road to take notice!

nah there quite solid!!haven't smelt them to be honest give me a minute....

Used to be 2 a day but stopped smoking funnily enough im down to possibly one a day.

Has anyone used them moist wipes to assist with arse cleaning? coupled with andrex aloe vera you get an almighty clean !

Momo will be a big loss but another way at looking at it is, apart from Arsenal we have played all the 'harder' games. I note alot of comments in the past saying Gerrard only does well against the easier sides so if thats true we shouldn't miss Momo that much..but on a plus point if Momo's out for a few months he can return in time for the knockout stage for the Champions league and lead us to number 6 !

sorry ...trying not to mess up my first thread in fear of someone jumping on to

my mistake though ive gone and done it, yes malbranque hasnt played for spurs yet i know !

One of the lads in my work brother works in London and was on one of the Arsenal website's. Allegedly the rumour going round there is the reason Malbranque hasn't played for them yet is because his penis extension operation (groin problem) went wrong !!

Now its probably a load of guff but it made me laugh!

This possibly could beat the worst 'football injury' excuse ever....Anderton take note !

I purchased Pro evo 6 on the 360 played 2 games and returned it for fifa 07, now i love pro evo but i just couldnt get into it - (dirk look like sloth from goonies and we all know hes a handsome son of a bitch)- fifa plays much better though the tacklings a bit hard (i may just be crap) and the crowdchanting of the kop is boss !

The bird was probably laughing at him because he hasn't seen his dick since he was 10!