Seamus

Fuckin hell, ive never heard of this phoneline before, just got straight through first time - 2 tickets, Main Stand - :D :D :D Fuckin Boss!

I heard he swopped it for a bottle of cider

I agree - Since ive been a subscriber rather than buying at the match, the shitter is the ONLY place i read the mag. Funnily enough since becoming a subsciber, I also have piles - coincidence? :$

pepe just screwed it over from 12 yards out........got a round of applause for it as well!

pepe is a leg!

Chelsea Uber Alles! Ive always said people with big cups should pay twice as much into the brew fund Reina: (adopts Edmund Blackadder voice) aaawww, pay no attention to the nasty Kop!

I cant confirm that rooney rhymes but can confirm that Kevin Campbell does own a recording studio AND a record label hilariously entitled '2 Wicked Records', to which he signed 'Bad Boy' Rapper Mark Morrison a couple of years ago. You cant make this shit up......... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/3155902.stm