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But isn't that the point of a dry wit? You just leave it hanging; some people get it and some don't.

Well, I think it's 1 - 1, he hung me out to dry, and I hung him out. Fair fucks to him I guess, even though I'll never admit I was fooled...

Reckon Spurs will go on and win the game now. Hope not, because I really like Wigan and it would be good if Tottenham dropped some points too.

And within 30 secs it is 2 - 2.

Hopefully the fucker will just give up.

 

(btw- it was the same offensive shite from the last manc game when they, in the famous words of Rashid, 'The forum has been invaded by benders with AIDS')

I don't know how the messageboard works, guess Haje can tell us, however if all his posts are totally deleted, the ones of us, that has sent abuse reports to BT, doesn't have a leg to stand on, when they come back and asks us for evidence. Just a thought like...

Heh.

 

According to a Mac-owning mate of mine, this is about the best freeware one you'll find.

 

http://www.clamxav.com

 

HTH?

Correct, clamav is ace. Also there is Virex...

Potter just come on for S'Hampton for the second half against Barcodes

You should all drink Vodka and Red bull. Now there's a real man's drink.

???

Are you having a bacardi breezer on the side as well?

Liquor is to be drunk straight. FACT....

Clicky

Maybe one of the other Scandinavians can translate all of it, I'm too drunk, but love this quote

I've never been a big fan of any club, but after hearing about the club (LFC) history, I only wanted to go to this club.

Que?

oops, go do....go down....

The thing is, I don't see it as diving; it's simply conning an opponent into conceding a free kick. Didi only goes down when he gets fouled; the fact that he forces it is immaterial. It's like Owen going down in the area. I can't remember ever seeing him go down without being fouled. The fact that he wins so many penalties is down to poor defending rather than cheating.

 

To my mind, there's a massive difference between what Owen and Didi do and what Cole and Robben get up to.

Well 2 of them gets hit before they go down for one...

Captain, I don't want to get into a tit-for-tat argument but that was codescending.

This is coNdescending, remember to spellcheck.

*Again, remember to add smilies* :tease:

This is freaking me out. People keep quoting stuff that I haven't seen (and I should be able to, if I use my mod powers).

You're not alone, I just quoted something/someone which has now disappeared. Now I look like a real knob...

Whoever is doing this, could they either 1) stop, or 2) add something so we don't look like real trolls...

fuck off you murders

To whom, and what did I miss?

*Starts searching the forum*

Finally people will stop saying that Rafa cant beat the big teams and Motson was doing my fucking head in about we havent won them in 85 years in the FA Cup. He kept saying getting close now all the time as if we were some small time club who hadnt won anything. Fucking flump that he is.

And they say the bird flu hasn't hit the UK yet? Motson, just keep getting worse and worse...

I don't think there was anything wrong with seven minutes. In fact I was expecting more. Howard Webb had a great game today, in my opinion, and is easily the best ref I've seen in this country since Paul Durkin was forced to hang up his boots. I really like the way he was constantly talking to the players in an unshowy way to ensure they understood his decisions. He seems like a throw back to the class of refs we had in the eighties who wanted to watch a good game of football without any unnecessary fuss or need to treat the players like kids. I hope we get him in all our big games - especially against Chelsea.

From seeing it on the telly, only two things I could say was wrong. The Giggs tackle on Kewell should have been a penalty, but he was off and couln't see whether it was inside the penalty box, and then the yellow card on Carra seemed thin, but maybe he gave it for something Carra said?

Otherwise, I agree, good refereeing today...

Nothing irrational about that. They did try and destroy Europe twice in the last century. You might be accused of holding a grudge though.

A grudge for the first, ok, but twice, nope that should incite fear....

That bloody man marking is shite. The Mancs should try zonal.

Now that is funny!

The thing is, I thought the Smith leg incident happened at 88 and approximatley 30 seconds. If that is the case, we could only have had one minute and 30 added on for Smith breaking his leg and what injury time he was going to add anyway. Which, if my estimate of the time when Smith went down was correct (it could be well out though), he was going to add 5 minutes 30 injury time anyway but that makes no sense. However, what happened was he played four mins injury time, meaning that the seven minutes was 90 + 7, not when the game rest restarted + 7. The game finished at 97mins 30 odd secs and the game restarted at 93mins 30 odd secs. That's my take on it.

Agree, surely, the amount added, i.e. what the 4th official show at the end of the 45 and 90 minutes is added to the end, so 7 mins added means 90+7...

Ta, didn't see any post-match stuff.

Also according to slur alex, it was the worst injury he has ever seen....

I never thought Smith could get more white faced, but seeing his face after he looked down at his leg, he did turn more white faced. JAR even tried to put his arms and hands down to shield Smith from seeing his broken leg...

Well in Nando, fucking class today. Just lacking a goal for once :D Seriously though, absaloutely first class.

Have to agree, he did very well today

Agreed and sometimes he's a bit too lackadaisical in his passing but his non stop tackling and breaking up of the play makes him Didi's eventual natural successor. Get's his passing and shooting to Didi's standards and with his better speed he could be even better than Herr Hamann.

Correct, but good to see him with Hr Hamann and you can really compare them. Momo is covering more ground and doing more tackling, but Hamann is still better at the passing and shooting. Hamann is still slightly better for me, but Momo has the best teacher around in Hamann and will be immense for us in the years ahead...

Fuck off back to wherever you came from!

Isn't that hard, seeing as he joined 3 years before you?

surely the Guinness that leavse the brewery is all the same and its down the bars to how its poured. Cleaning pipes etc.

 

Am I right in saying the taste in something to do with the water of the country its brewed in?

Don't know about Guinness, but Carlsberg in Asia is totally different, to what you get in Denmark. They change the taste to match the taste of Asians...

And the Carlsberg served here in Ireland doesn't taste anything like the Carlsberg that you get in Denmark, but what that is down to, I don't know.

clicky

Shows, that TV3 Ireland shows it, if you can get that one.....

Just under 6.00 but to be fair for 3,000 of them I was drunk during last year's European run-in and the 3,000 were spent politicking for the seal hunt an trying to get the Danes and Norgies to stop nicking our fish.

 

The other 300+ were Liverpool related.

payback for nicking our island, or something...

Could drink Caffreys all night. But then I can drink anything all night. I like Guiness, even though when I was younger I always thought aboot that Granny from Giles and her pint of Guiness.

 

Next time over will have to sample the local Eire Heineken, I hear it's quite good. Is that hovercraft/catamaran thing running from Liverpool to Ireland yet??

 

And my biggest sin was not quaffing some Cainsbitter- I was seduced by the off-licence 99p Fosters.

Eire Heineken is okay-ish, but if you want Heineken, then go to Amsterdam and visit the Heineken Brewery. Best Heineken I've had.

Strangest tasting Carlsberg and Murphys I've had, has to be in Hong Kong. They add their own flavour to the beers over there, so its nothing like you taste anywhere else...

Don't know about the Hover thing, best bet for that is the dublin based guys