Stouffer

Bellemy is trying a bit too much.

Good free-kick Fab.

"Get into them, fuck them up", sad bitter smalltime fans.

Pen my arse.

Kuyt should've buried that one.

Eggy bread.

Scampy Fries.

Farts.

eseason ticket not even looking like working. Fuck off. Not got me radio either......

First game I've tried to listen to on the EST and it's fucked. Takes the piss a bit.

See Babayaro hitting Kuyt in the face there off the ball?

He does it because he's shite. I should know, I was crap too.

When asked what sort of defender I was, my answer was welterweight.

Parker is a dirty cheat. Garcia was funny taking the piss tho'.

CB is a fucking pain in the arse. Ace isn't it.

I've got one of those Phillips electric coolgel things as well. Just because I'm a lazy bastard like.

Get the fuck in!

African Bootie Scratcher - "Game over, man. Game over."

Damn right. The origional and the best. jnp's is good too.

Got one of them new Gillette 5 balde vibrating things at the minute. I'll try it when the quattro dies.

Everyone able to "listen" to the game at the minute?

we all got a holiday today.

Luck get. It's about time we had a coup in the UK. Next Friday would be nice.

Wrong. This is the general forum dammit. On here we talk aboot everything but football. I don't really know what the beef is here, but this thread is dragging down our high standards. Now tell me your opinions on Mandrills or prepare to die!

Well said Sir.

Emmerdale Farm.

Before Paul gets here, there is a difference between your and you're.

James Bond isn't a patch on Spooks.

Great work on the signature NR.

Cheers boss!

Neil Young - Harvest, for some chilled out 70's tunes.

That is the best thing I've seen in ages.

How many teams need to be filled RIS?

Ha ha, pleased I didn't come second now.