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Hans Moleman: Lesbian?! This isn't my army reunion.

Gay man in army clothes: You're coming home with me.

Hans Moleman: Yes, Colonel.

Homer - Asleep at the switch? I wans't asleep, I was drunk.

Freddie Mercury personified homosexuality.

Methinks alias' have been voting on both sides.

Oh I got beat 2-1 away by Wollert, the cheating, bruising scumbags.

Bending doesn't need to be in quotation merks. That's actually his middle name.

Standing barefoot on three pin plugs until the pain overcame you and you died. That's the worst pain in the world.

I actually blew someone's microwave up in a party once trying to put cold water in a pot noodle and microwave it. It was ace though, loads of blue lights and I though we were about to be transported to another dimension (no I wasn't lucid) and then bang, and all the lights went out.

:dunno:

Microwaving cds is fun too. Real good shit.

PS Lovejoy is a knob.

WHOOOOAAAA if he's doing cooking he can fuck off!

I can microwave a mean pot noodle.

Some bits of Soccer AM are getting very tired too. Especially that bit where someone pretends to be a cockney in the pub.

It used to be ok, now tho' they just spiel out the same shite every week. Fake cockney twat, topless weather bollocks and that daft soccerette bullshit. There's virtually fuck all about football on it any more and the bands they have on nowadays are either off their face or know fuck all about football.

Sack of shite.

Have to join Adam on this one. As cockneys and Chelsea fans go, Lovejoy's not that bad. Although he is getting on the box too much nowadays - he does a Sunday morning cooking show or something. It's on on Sunday mornings, and they do cooking.

B rate celeb limelight hogging gimp then.

Us, them or both?

Haha, I expect us to score double figures. We'll shit fat heads sack of shit Birmingham team.

He is a gimp of the highest order.

Nice easy tie for us again tho' This time I expect double figures.

I hate those spawny manc fucks.

Pig?, Horse?, No definately bullshit!

She's a lesbian scarcrow apparently. I thought everyone knew.

Not in a million fucking years.

Allegedly good ball in by Pennant for Robbies goal.

Fowler, get the fuck in there Robbie lad!

Buy an EST you tight gets. It's going to be more and more useful as the streams get sniffed out.

All you need is right here

Yes it's my new car.

Alas he's a manc.