Stouffer

When I split with the ex wife my Mam bought me an aqua green Chevrolet Lacetti as I was skint and didn't have a car.

I used to watch Sun, Sea and Selling Houses (mainly for the one on the right, phwoar).

[Apologies for being a dirty old man.]

14 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Muffin the Mule was named as a joke, as it's a polari phrase meaning to insert all five toes into a man's anus.

Didn't know Muffin was South African. 

7 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

What a shame, one of the greats.

Truly.

Why can you only buy spinach in great big fuck off bags, I only need a handful for my recipe. 

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

You mean couldn't? 

That's what I said.

[Winky smiley thing]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

The green chillis are amazing but you eat a whole raw red chilli and wonder why you get stomach burn and a rancid arse the next day? 

 

"RJ I haven't seen you on the forecourt with the nozzle down your throat for a while?"
"Yeah, petrol seems to go right through me, got any 2 stroke?" 

I couldn't live without fresh chillies.

Jean, jean shirt, jean jacket combo. That's where it's at.

The land before time.

. Series.

Next

Anyone fancy a belt fight?

X

10 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

 

you’re one of the worst cunts on here. You’re only here on the wind up. A proper CUNT. You’re an absolute fucking black belt cunt. Top of the pile. You cunt. Even when things are good you’re on the wind up. Fuck off, you fucking woolyback twat

Good job the board aren't going to be there else someone tries to suplex Bill off the upper Bullens.

13 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

How do you find their sizing, particularly the width? I'm always tempted to pull the trigger on a pair of these when they've got a sale on.

I'm a fairly standard 9 medium and they're perfect. 

3 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

The oven went bang at dinnertime, so I've had to order a new one.

Great timing just after Christmas when you're skint.

Up to 28 days before delivery which the bastards are charging for. Going to be a right pain in the arse. 

Whatever happened to the days when you could just nip down to Currys, pay for one and chuck it in the boot?

It might just be the element,  £15 and a piece of piss to replace yourself. 

On 10/01/2023 at 21:10, lifetime fan said:

Lamb shank…

 

 

Tenderstem broccoli rep.

I'm currently wearing these turd brown boots.

£185 but I expect them to last 10 years.

9 hours ago, Aventus said:

I love It Takes Two. 

 

So fun, full of charm, the perfect length. Can't wait to see what the studio put out next. 

Played it with the youngest during lockdown and whilst I was isolating.

A truly beautiful game.

7 hours ago, Remmie said:

@Stouffer this guy was named after you

A strong name, a noble name.

3 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

If you want to play Series X and S upgraded games they have to be installed to either the internal SSD or the external SSD as you've linked to. If you just want to play or store Xbox one games then a normal external HDD will be fine.

Cheers pal; it's the internal he needs then.

Looking at getting a HDD expansion for the youngest's series S.

Do I need to get an internal Xbox drive like this or is it better to get a wired external.

Also, appreciate any recommendations that anyone has.

Have a fab day.

Get some; get some.