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About £2-£2.50ish a pint in the wetheys on Walton Vale. £2.50 a pint in the Blue anchor. Thinks thats pretty much average in Liverpool, unless you go somewhere like the ship n mitre where it is about £3.50 a pint; but worth every penny.

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Boring shit tournament, and why the fuck is it held every two years anyway?

It should be every four years like the euros and the world cup.

sg is like bryan robson at manu. when they, mancs, wanna get away bad apple´, then they did what they did, happened and you know what after that. No one is the better than the team. another bad apple is carragher. hoof,so on

I believe this has to be read out loud in a jamaican accent to make sense.

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This is my best stone roses track anyway, superb.

I actually burst out laughing at that.

Haha, so did I. Shit doc, a rapist just sneezed on me; how long have I got before I turn into one?

There is just far too many manc type glory hunters nowadays.

How can they be glory hunters, incase you haven't noticed we haven't exactly been swimming in trophies of late.

And what were all our fans in the 70's and 80's? Were they all glory hunters?

More people support Successful football clubs; just a fact of life.

I used to work with a bad liar who didn't come into work for a week, no phone call saying he would be off or anything, when he came back into work his excuse was his bird had just had a baby.

As far as we all knew he was single, so the boss said go home and have your two weeks paternity leave and we phoned his house when he left. Call went like this.

Boss : Hello is Chris there.

Sister : No, this is his sister can I take a message?

Boss : This is his boss, I was just checking if him and the baby are OK?

Sister : What baby?

Boss : He told us his girlfriend has had a baby.

Sister : I've never even know him to have a girlfriend,much less a baby.

Boss : Sorry, my mistake.

The mad thing is when my boss got him back in to bollock him he was adamant that his sister was " winding us up" and he did have a kid, which he never mentioned again for the next four years he worked with us.

There is no defence anymore, Our football is crap, and you can't blame the owners for this shit.

That is true, Rafa is responsible for the shite negative tactics, the lack of belief in the squad and the, quite frankly, awful players who are guaranteed a place week in week out.

The owners are the biggest problem but they are only masking over how shit we are; for which Benitez is ultimately culpable.

Fuck off, good Fazack lad Ste.

why?

He is a fucking dickhead, never got anything good to say about us. Don't give a shit if he is from fazack, I hate his smug little face.

Anyway, thats the least of anyones problems. People need to wise up and realise whilst the two yank cunts own us Rafa is going nowhere. No other club in the league would put up with the shit we have this season.

I hope Steve Coppell gets gang raped on the way home the gigantic twat.

Insua is a fucking liability, fucking hell this is unreal.

The sad thing is fuck all will happen. We can't sack Rafa, the two cunts who own us aren't going anywhere, we are stuck with Lucas, Insua and Kuyt playing every game till the end of the season. Desperate times.

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Tell/Ask them to move out the way!

 

On second thoughts just tell them.

 

Problem solved

If only it were that easy!

Central station during rush hour, you invariably have up to 7-8 people blocking your way. When possible I obviously tell them to step to the other side, upon which they look at you like you have just raped their mum.

The worst human beings alive are cashpoint dawdlers. When I use a cashpoint my card is poised, my PIN number gets imput in a flurry of beeps, I order cash, my wallet is ready open ready to receive the card and the money and I'm literally done in about 30 seconds.

 

Some people just take forever, and I hate people who get printed statements and receipts. Keep track of your finances better so you know how much you have. On the rare occasion I need to check my balance I do it on screen. Multiple Card wankers are terrible as well. You should only be allowed to use 1 card at a time and then get to the back of the queue

I disagree, they come a close second in my book. First place goes to the twats who stand left and don't walk down on the fucking escalators in the train station.

The amount of times I have missed my train because a couple of tits are standing to the left not moving; impeding people who want to walk down, whilst everyone else who doesn't want to walk is standing right is unbelievable.

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I have 2 really crap players:

 

McInally Celtic,Villa,Munich,?????

van Hooijdoink Celtic,Forest & a million other clubs but no idea what he won....

Yep, Blanc and van Hooijdonk are the other 2, Blanc played for Marseille as well and van Hooijdonk played for Benfica and Feyenoord.

Quaresma not sure, the question is a couple of years old so he may have made four when he signed for Inter.

Collymore has 3 Lfc,Villa,Forest

 

Did he manage a 4th whilst dogging/beating up women?

No not Collymore, too busy being a gigantic twat I guess.

Javier Saviola?

 

Im pretty sure he's played for every team in Europe by now, and managed to win almost nothing to show for it. Has to be in there

Only played for 3, Barca, Madrid and Benfica.

Jean-Pierre Papin? He was a bit of a journeyman wasn't he and im sure Marseille won the Cup, possibly when he left for Milan? Or was he in the team that won it?

No wasn't Papin, says on wikipedia he won it in 94; besides I think he only played for 3 clubs that have won it.

Shit, make that 5 players, forgot about Zenden he hadn't signed for Marseille when I first heard the question. Yeah Zenden and Ronaldo are correct.

One of them is so hard I just won't believe anyone got it without googling it.

Edit - Saunders is right.

Four players who have who have never won the champions league / European cup but have each played for 4 clubs that have? Some are easy, one in particular is hard.

No googling!

To go with the amazing non-LFC players, what have been the best non-LFC goals scored down the years in the prem?

I will start it off with the Paulo Wanchope goal against the scum.

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I knew I shouldn't have mentioned DNA, point I am trying to get across is if it is beyond doubt that the accused is guilty.

For example, this from a few years ago in Liverpool :

A man stabbed a woman to death in a busy museum then fell to his death from a balcony.

The man died after falling or jumping from a third-storey balcony inside the World Museum Liverpool, in the city centre.

A woman was found near the balcony from where the man fell. She had been stabbed.

The pair, understood to be in their late teens or early 20s, were taken to hospital but later declared dead.

A spokesman for Merseyside Police would not comment directly on the theory that the man killed the woman before committing suicide.

However, he did confirm that the man and woman, who were visitors to the museum, knew each other.

He added that the woman's injuries were not self-inflicted, and that nobody else was being sought in connection with her death.

Superintendent Oz Billings, of Merseyside Police, said: "Both the man and woman were taken to hospital but, despite the efforts of paramedics and hospital staff, they have both died.

"Officers are currently conducting interviews with witnesses, and the museum has been closed."

World Museum Liverpool, on William Brown Street, was previously known as Liverpool Museum but opened under its new name in April 2005, following a major refurbishment.

Say the man who stabbed the woman had not commited suicide but been arrested, he clearly stabbed the woman to death in front of plenty of witnesses, I would say his guilt is beyond doubt, what then?

Personally I too am against the death penalty, just curious what other peoples views are as I have read recently that a significant number of people back bringing it back.