alles ist gut

Tito Vilanova is dead, while Jose Mourinho lives; just remember that the next time some tit bangs on about 'fair'.

Cheeses love you more than you will know, whoa-oh-oh!

"Presumably it made quite a lot of noise, as it was a wardrobe."

No surrender to the LMA!

Arguments are great

They're never any fun but still people keep joining 'em..

"But hey, it's Liverpool!" - Sir Isaac Vivian Alexander Richards, motherfuckers...

"He's Uruguayan, they've always been a bit feisty and you have to make some allowances." - David E. Usher, November 2010

"Wild? I was absolutely LIVID!"

"What really went on there? We only have this excerpt..."

"Good evening, we're Joy Division..."

I'd pay money for a CD of Interpol covers by Adele, just to hear her sing "There's no pie... in threesome"

"IT FILLS ME WITH JOY TO SEE JOGGERS OUT MOSHING"

"IT FILLS ME WITH JOY TO SEE MOSHERS OUT JOGGING"

RIP Thumper YNWA

" ...so many top players England have, I think it will go quite well." - simon, obviously

If only that had been on Sky, Alan Smith might have hung himself after 20 minutes...

So every thread i start is supposed to turn into a humungous piss take over the past threads?

Jumping-over-barrels-on-skis is coming home, it's coming home, etc.

If I ever go on a transfer thread again, will someone kill me? Thanks.

"A man can bear anything. Except a child."

"The hardest thing has been finding a fish and chip shop that will be open after the game."

No-one is bigger than the club, except Tom Huddlestone.

Noone is bigger than the club.

Well, at least THAT'S over with.