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If the radiator isn't turned on when it's handcuffed to you while you're having a wank, it must just not be your type. Move on.
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Sturridge goes on holiday & people lose their shit; Johnson has been on holiday for two seasons...
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You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek. But first... first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a... a cow... on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward.
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Anybody who gives any credence to any story about Juventus selling anyone useful to us THIS WEEK OF ALL WEEKS should be sterilised to keep them out of the gene pool, and then blinded, to stop it happening again.
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No, Juventus STILL aren't selling us anyone, and anyone saying otherwise is either malicious or cretinous.
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"I've been to Rothbury today, passing through while on holiday. There is a distinct lack of Raoul Moat tourist attractions"