alles ist gut

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Can’t edit user name from the iPad. Arse.

I bet this bit doesn't work either

...and it's a pointless answer!

" ...so many top players England have, I think it will go quite well." - simon, obviously

"5.10 : Burp. 5.11 : Burp some more" - NP

"A man can bear anything. Except a child."

"But hey, it's Liverpool!" - Sir Isaac Vivian Alexander Richards, motherfuckers...

"Can you be trained to like Pot Noodle?"

"Cresta! What the fuck were we drinking?"

"DO NOT DROWN THE BOY CUP"

"Good evening, we're Joy Division..."

"Good morning, Ma'am, I've come to read your gas meter..."

"He's Uruguayan, they've always been a bit feisty and you have to make some allowances." - David E. Usher, November 2010

"Houdini believed his own tricks; that is why he died."

"I leave politics out of my pooing" - Johnny H

"I need to wean myself off Arsenal Fan TV" - dave u

"I see you, telephone thing, listening in..."

"I sit at my table, and wage war on myself"

"I've been to Rothbury today, passing through while on holiday. There is a distinct lack of Raoul Moat tourist attractions"

"IT FILLS ME WITH JOY TO SEE JOGGERS OUT MOSHING"

"IT FILLS ME WITH JOY TO SEE MOSHERS OUT JOGGING"

"It was a good point considering their manager spent the afternoon swooping for mice" - David Unsworth after the Palace game

"Most encouraging League defeat ever" or something...

"Now the winter comes down, and I can't stand the chill, that comes to the streets around Christmas time..."